Turtles and Humans Have Much in Common - Page 2

zippyt · 06-30-2008, 02:43 PM

the answer is 42 Flint

lookout123 · 06-30-2008, 02:45 PM

i couldn't handle flint x 42. just too much awesome for one planet to contain.

Flint · 06-30-2008, 02:48 PM

Dude. There's 123 of you.

They had to divide you into 123 parts before the mass of your awesome didn't form a singularity.

lookout123 · 06-30-2008, 02:59 PM

thanks.

that's much better than what my mother told me. she said the first 122 lookouts were so worthless she had to drown them. She gave up when I was born.

Sundae · 06-30-2008, 06:19 PM

Stop crapping in my Turtle Snapple.

footfootfoot · 07-01-2008, 07:58 PM

Turtles and Humans Have Much in Common

So true:
We both live for over three hundred years
We both lay our eggs on the beach at night then hightail it out of Dodge
We both swim several thousand miles through the ocean
We both are prized for our flesh which is made into wholesome soups
Ancient Chinese fortune tellers used our shells as oracles

Why, the similarities are mind boggling.

xoxoxoBruce · 07-01-2008, 10:57 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

We both lay our eggs on the beach at night then hightail it out of Dodge

Well, we do fertilize our eggs on the beach at night, then hightail it out of Dodge.

07-02-2008, 12:34 AM

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Turtles and Humans Have Much in common ...
... Why, the similarities are mind boggling.

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lookout123 · 07-02-2008, 11:52 AM

i just never thought that guy was funny.

Shawnee123 · 07-02-2008, 11:55 AM

Him as the first Pres Bush (creator of the first gulf war...coincidence, I think not) was pretty funny...I also loved his piano player "Choppin' Broccoli" skit.

footfootfoot · 07-02-2008, 02:16 PM

and "Foxy Lady"

Undertoad · 07-02-2008, 04:07 PM

and "Church Lady" and "Wayne's World" and the ahnold "pump you up" bits

Flint · 07-02-2008, 04:08 PM

Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture.

lookout123 · 07-02-2008, 04:10 PM

ok, i'll cop to being the one guy in amurka who didn't find dana carvey that funny.

Shawnee123 · 07-02-2008, 04:14 PM

That's OK...I may be alone in that I don't find Adam Sandler funny. At all. Oh, and the John Candy wannabe, Chris Farley, who was really good at running around in a speedo shaking his fat for laughs. I (didn't) know John Candy, and you're no John Candy. :p

Really, not fond of most SNL cast members since 1989, with some obvious exceptions of brilliantly funny people who were just caught up in "every skit must have someone naked, someone screaming, and must last about 20 minutes."

06-30-2008, 02:43 PM	#16
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	the answer is 42 Flint __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

06-30-2008, 02:45 PM	#17
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i couldn't handle flint x 42. just too much awesome for one planet to contain. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-30-2008, 02:48 PM	#18
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Dude. There's 123 of you. They had to divide you into 123 parts before the mass of your awesome didn't form a singularity. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

06-30-2008, 02:59 PM	#19
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	thanks. that's much better than what my mother told me. she said the first 122 lookouts were so worthless she had to drown them. She gave up when I was born. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

06-30-2008, 06:19 PM	#20
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Stop crapping in my Turtle Snapple. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

07-01-2008, 07:58 PM	#21
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Turtles and Humans Have Much in Common So true: We both live for over three hundred years We both lay our eggs on the beach at night then hightail it out of Dodge We both swim several thousand miles through the ocean We both are prized for our flesh which is made into wholesome soups Ancient Chinese fortune tellers used our shells as oracles Why, the similarities are mind boggling. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-02-2008, 11:52 AM	#24
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	i just never thought that guy was funny. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-02-2008, 11:55 AM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Him as the first Pres Bush (creator of the first gulf war...coincidence, I think not) was pretty funny...I also loved his piano player "Choppin' Broccoli" skit. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

07-02-2008, 02:16 PM	#26
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	and "Foxy Lady" __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

07-02-2008, 04:07 PM	#27
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	and "Church Lady" and "Wayne's World" and the ahnold "pump you up" bits

07-02-2008, 04:08 PM	#28
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Wouldn't be prudent. Not at this juncture. __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

07-02-2008, 04:10 PM	#29
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	ok, i'll cop to being the one guy in amurka who didn't find dana carvey that funny. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

07-02-2008, 04:14 PM	#30
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That's OK...I may be alone in that I don't find Adam Sandler funny. At all. Oh, and the John Candy wannabe, Chris Farley, who was really good at running around in a speedo shaking his fat for laughs. I (didn't) know John Candy, and you're no John Candy. :p Really, not fond of most SNL cast members since 1989, with some obvious exceptions of brilliantly funny people who were just caught up in "every skit must have someone naked, someone screaming, and must last about 20 minutes." __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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