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Old 11-30-2009, 01:00 PM   #16
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Once, years ago, my mom bought whoopee cushions for all the grand kids and of course they had a great time with them for a while. Eventually they were misplaced and forgotten about. Later, my nephew was trying to ask her what had happened to them but couldn't remember what they were called - closest he could come was farty pillows. "Where are those farty pillows you had?"
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:01 PM   #17
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I love him.
He wanders in, tosses a few pillows on the bonfire, and wanders out again.
FTFY. :p
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Old 11-30-2009, 01:14 PM   #18
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I'm tempted to do some proper pillowshoping
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Old 11-30-2009, 02:08 PM   #19
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I tried to google this guy, but my heart wasn't in it to do a proper search. I did find this though.
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:02 PM   #20
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Is that the head of Satan on the middle pillow in the first EXCELLENTLY Photoshopped photo? Oh wait...it's a program SIMILAR to Photoshop. My bad.
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Old 11-30-2009, 03:11 PM   #21
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THOSE WACKY JAPANESE
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Old 11-30-2009, 08:31 PM   #22
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Old 11-30-2009, 08:32 PM   #23
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Saves you the effort, really....

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Old 11-30-2009, 08:50 PM   #24
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Well, that's one way to get on the sex offender registry.....
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Old 11-30-2009, 09:10 PM   #25
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here ya go, pillow lover...

****gah***

fergeddit, these fly-by-night-pillow-igniting-bloggers....
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Old 12-02-2009, 05:40 AM   #26
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At least the pillow doesn't have spots on it...oh, wait...

At least the girl on the pillow doesn't have a body like those aliens from Close Enounters...oh, wait...
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Old 12-02-2009, 07:08 PM   #27
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I don't know this whole pillow thing reminds me of this.....

http://snltranscripts.jt.org/93/93lsexycakes.phtml


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Young Man: So, all your cakes are women going to the bathroom?

Baker: Yeah. What's your point?

Young Man: Well, don't you have anything else?

Baker: Maybe you don't understand - this is an erotic bakery.

Young Man: I'm sorry, I just don't find this very erotic.

Baker: A woman gonig to the bathroom, you don't find it erotic?

Young Man: No, not really.

Baker: Well, then, what, pray tell, would you suggest we do put on our erotic cakes?

Young Man: I don't know.. people having sex.. female and male genitalia.. you know, something like that.

Baker: Well, if that's what you're after, I suggest you try Hostess or Sara Lee!
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Old 12-03-2009, 10:02 AM   #28
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I'm gonna go out on a limb, and say that's the weirdest thing I will read today. And it's early yet. (For me)
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Old 11-15-2010, 10:10 AM   #29
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We're about due for another visit by PillowLover. I thought of him, because over the weekend I got a new pillow. I contemplated setting the nasty drool stained old one on fire and taking a picture, but I think it would produce a thick oily smoke from the plastic fibers inside. If it would burn at all.
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Old 11-15-2010, 10:18 AM   #30
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you're a very thoughtful and considerate person, glatt
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