The Big Traveling Box of Porn - Page 2

Sundae · 11-21-2007, 05:44 PM

You could send it as your Secret Santa item!

Cloud · 11-21-2007, 05:44 PM

not sure I'd want second-hand porn. Mine tends to be kinda . . . slippery.

Crimson Ghost · 11-21-2007, 06:22 PM

Or sticky.

BrianR · 11-21-2007, 11:43 PM

I'll opt out. Most of mine would straighten your short hairs.

Zengum: you may thank Gen MacArthur for the pube-laws. They were enacted during the Marshall Plan occupation.

ZenGum · 11-22-2007, 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cloud

not sure I'd want second-hand porn. Mine tends to be kinda . . . slippery.

There is no "second-hand" porn. The correct term is "pre-loved".

Quote:

Originally Posted by BrianR

I'll opt out. Most of mine would straighten your short hairs.

Zengum: you may thank Gen MacArthur for the pube-laws. They were enacted during the Marshall Plan occupation.

Perhaps, but there has been plenty of time to change them since then. (Off thread, but a WTF moment a few weeks ago, when a 60+ year old woman in my class steadily insisted that Japan was never occupied at the end of WWII. "Not occupied. Independent. Normal country." ... WTF???)

I just want to caution folks again about posting porn across borders. It is controlled material, and what may be legal in your country may be illegal elsewhere. You might unwittingly dump someone in a big heap of trouble. Call me careful or call me chicken, but I won't be risking it.

LJ · 11-21-2007, 11:48 PM

yeah...sure brian...you're just worried that you appear in some of it.

BrianR · 11-22-2007, 09:36 AM

I *do*!!!

zippyt · 11-22-2007, 10:45 AM

We busted a nepheu with it when they were staying with us a few summers ago

noviceathome · 11-23-2007, 04:38 PM

Put me down LJ. You may still have my address.
Say, wouldn't it be swell if there was something like a Cellar T-shirt to acknowledge this humble beginning.

Razzmatazz13 · 11-24-2007, 02:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by noviceathome

Put me down LJ. You may still have my address.
Say, wouldn't it be swell if there was something like a Cellar T-shirt to acknowledge this humble beginning.

Uh...what exactly would this Tshirt say?

"I gave my address out on the Cellar and all I got was this box of porn?"

Aliantha · 11-23-2007, 08:40 PM

Actually, I was looking on the Australia Post site this morning and there were warnings about sending porn internationally. There must be a reasonable number of people who try to do it if they have it on their standard warnings list.

LJ · 11-23-2007, 11:16 PM

what sounded like a good idea on paper....or monitor.....seems rather fraught with peril and expense.

i think i'll just bring it to the very next cellar gtg i go to and pawn it off on an unsuspecting victim under pretense. beware any large rattley gifts i may try to give you....especially if i insist that you wait until you get home to open it.

TheMercenary · 11-24-2007, 10:32 PM

Can you post a preview of the porn as a sample?

Radar · 11-25-2007, 02:02 AM

I've got a huge box of VHS porn in the garage I haven't seen in a long time. I could add to the collection but it would be expensive to ship.

11-21-2007, 05:44 PM	#1
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	You could send it as your Secret Santa item! __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

11-21-2007, 05:44 PM	#2
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	not sure I'd want second-hand porn. Mine tends to be kinda . . . slippery. __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

11-21-2007, 06:22 PM	#3
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	Or sticky. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

11-21-2007, 11:43 PM	#4
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I'll opt out. Most of mine would straighten your short hairs. Zengum: you may thank Gen MacArthur for the pube-laws. They were enacted during the Marshall Plan occupation. __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

11-22-2007, 09:36 AM	#7
BrianR Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,338	I do!!! __________________ Never be afraid to tell the world who you are. -- Anonymous

11-21-2007, 11:48 PM	#6
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	yeah...sure brian...you're just worried that you appear in some of it.

11-22-2007, 10:45 AM	#8
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	We busted a nepheu with it when they were staying with us a few summers ago __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

11-23-2007, 04:38 PM	#9
noviceathome Coronation Incarnate Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: perth, australia Posts: 87	Put me down LJ. You may still have my address. Say, wouldn't it be swell if there was something like a Cellar T-shirt to acknowledge this humble beginning. __________________ " I contend that we are both atheists. I just believe in one fewer god than you do. When you understand why you dismiss all the other possible gods you will understand why I dismiss yours "

11-23-2007, 08:40 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Actually, I was looking on the Australia Post site this morning and there were warnings about sending porn internationally. There must be a reasonable number of people who try to do it if they have it on their standard warnings list. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-23-2007, 11:16 PM	#12
LJ i am myself Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: via blackberry, maybe Posts: 750	what sounded like a good idea on paper....or monitor.....seems rather fraught with peril and expense. i think i'll just bring it to the very next cellar gtg i go to and pawn it off on an unsuspecting victim under pretense. beware any large rattley gifts i may try to give you....especially if i insist that you wait until you get home to open it.

11-24-2007, 10:32 PM	#13
TheMercenary “Hypocrisy: prejudice with a halo” Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Savannah, Georgia Posts: 21,393	Can you post a preview of the porn as a sample? __________________ Anyone but the this most fuked up President in History in 2012!

11-25-2007, 02:02 AM	#14
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	I've got a huge box of VHS porn in the garage I haven't seen in a long time. I could add to the collection but it would be expensive to ship. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

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