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Old 10-06-2007, 10:36 AM   #1
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If you're so hot that you describe yourself as spectacularly beautiful......wouldn't you be too busy masturbating to write a letter like this? I know I would. In the mirror.
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Old 10-06-2007, 10:41 AM   #2
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If you're so hot that you describe yourself as spectacularly beautiful......wouldn't you be too busy masturbating to write a letter like this? I know I would. In the mirror.
Good point, I mean, the girl lacks any sort of moral fiber anyway, why doesn't she just film it and rake in the cash?
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Old 10-06-2007, 10:55 AM   #3
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Dating is about who gets you to Central Park West.

Marriages are about what happens when the shit hits the fan. When happens when the business fails and the money goes away. What happens when the boobs sag, the hair goes away. When happens when there's a car wreck and someone's left in a wheelchair. What happens when the kid turns out to have mental problems. What happens when one person has a total crisis of confidence and goes into depression. What happens when somebody loses their religion. What happens when somebody turns up quadriplegic and needs to have their shit physically removed from their bowel. What happens if somebody needs to work 14 hours a day from Hong Kong for six months. Is there a foundation of love, caring, support and commitment that will carry it through?

Life is as much a gift if you are on Central Part West or in a double-wide in tornado country. The food still tastes the same when cooked with care. The dog doesn't know from either location and actually prefers simpler access of the trailer to piss and shit outdoors. Sex feels identical. Cuddling in front of the TV feels identical. The type of love shown to the children is the same.

We must excuse this child for not understanding what is important. She is in her twenties. A hot babe but in the woods nonetheless. And the reaction to her post is near-universal outrage. Her comeuppance is due, and if she is truly wise she will learn from it.
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Old 10-06-2007, 03:03 PM   #4
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Her comment is perfect example of a narcissism and a materialism that has infected this wold. Love caring and or respect do not equal in to the equation of marriage in the least.

It is sad.
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Old 10-06-2007, 05:07 PM   #5
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This came to me earlier today..."Most beautiful women are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it."

Which sorta sounds like, "I'm a sociopathic killer, but at least I'm nice to you before I kill you."
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Old 10-06-2007, 06:29 PM   #6
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Well, gravity might get her, but I'd say that she'll fix that with surgery and he'll be happy about it.

There are many many women who are still astonishingly beautiful right into their 60's these days. I think some of you are selling this one a bit short if you think she's going to turn ugly at some preordained age.
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Old 10-07-2007, 12:11 PM   #7
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Well, gravity might get her, but I'd say that she'll fix that with surgery and he'll be happy about it.

There are many many women who are still astonishingly beautiful right into their 60's these days. I think some of you are selling this one a bit short if you think she's going to turn ugly at some preordained age.
She's already ugly.
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Old 10-07-2007, 06:42 PM   #8
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She's already ugly.
Damn, I was gonna say that.
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Old 10-06-2007, 06:46 PM   #9
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What am I doing wrong?

Okay, I'm tired of beating around the bush. I'm a rich (spectacularly rich) 25 year old man. I'm articulate and classy. I'm not from New York. I'm looking to get married to a woman who could model for a high class magazine. I know how that sounds, but keep in mind that catwalk models often live in New York City, so I don't think I'm overreaching at all.

Are there any girls who are signed to top model agencies on this board? Any husbands? Could you send me some tips? I dated a girl who did glamour modelling. But that's where I seem to hit a roadblock. Soft porn isn‘t catwalk. I know a man in my office who was married to a woman who models for Versace and he n doesn‘t earn as much as I do, nor is he funny. So what is he doing right? How do I get to his level?

Here are my questions specifically:

- Where do you single hot girls? Give me specifics- bars, restaurants, gyms

- What are you looking for in a mate? Be honest girls, you won't hurt my feelings

- Is there an age range I should be targeting (I'm 25)?

- Why are some of the men with hot girls so poor? I've seen really poor guys who have nothing to offer financially married to incredibly hot women. I've seen rich men in singles bars in the east village. What's the story there?

- Locations I should look out for? Everyone knows - gym, nail bar, make-up counters, smoothie bars. How hot are these girls in the daylight? And where do they hang out? Where do the models hang out?

- How you decide marriage vs. just a fuck? I am looking for MARRIAGE ONLY

Please hold your insults - I'm putting myself out there in an honest way. Most rich men are superficial; at least I'm being up front about it. I wouldn't be searching for these kind of girls if I wasn't able to match them - in looks, culture, sophistication, and keeping her in the style she was used to.
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Old 10-06-2007, 06:52 PM   #10
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Now that's spot on SG. These two should hook up don't you think?

Actually, they probably will eventually.
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Old 10-06-2007, 07:28 PM   #11
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By the way, you could always find a way to make your own money...
If this woman is as wonderful as she claims, then this shouldn't be problem for her.
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Old 10-06-2007, 07:48 PM   #12
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We must excuse this child for not understanding what is important. She is in her twenties. A hot babe but in the woods nonetheless. And the reaction to her post is near-universal outrage. Her comeuppance is due, and if she is truly wise she will learn from it.
Beautifully put.
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Old 10-07-2007, 01:22 PM   #13
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Love as a basis for marriage is a relatively new (and somewhat Western) evolution to what historically has been treated as a contract or "arrangement."

Beauty fades, sure; sometimes love or what we thought was love will fade also. Contracts expire but they do not fade. I see nothing wrong with her desire to knowingly enter into an arrangement that will seemingly benefit both parties. Might not be a choice I make, but what do I care what she wants to choose for herself.
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Old 10-07-2007, 08:50 PM   #14
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sparkling wit?
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Old 10-07-2007, 09:43 PM   #15
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I can work with that....and a little bit of worship....then I would be there
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