I'll Bet None Of You Fuckers... - Page 2

Clodfobble · 07-28-2007, 10:58 AM

I'll bet none of you fuckers wore glasses at the age of three.

monster · 07-28-2007, 12:14 PM

I bet none of you fuckers are leaving on a 4000+ mile road trip next Saturday

elSicomoro · 07-28-2007, 12:57 PM

$3

SteveDallas · 07-28-2007, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

I'll bet none of you fuckers wore glasses at the age of three.

I may have... I'll have to ask my mom. If I was four when I got them, it wasn't by much.

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

I bet that none of you fuckers were greeted by a big black man in tighty whiteys when delivering him food tonight.

"Dear Penthouse Forum, Usually my shift delivering pizzas is fairly uneventful . . . . . . "

I bet none of you fuckers have sole charge of your kids while your spouse flew off to another continent for two weeks to conduct some operas.

lumberjim · 07-28-2007, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sycamore

$3

that wasn't the tip I was referring to, but if you have to be coy...

elSicomoro · 07-28-2007, 05:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

that wasn't the tip I was referring to, but if you have to be coy...

I know exactly what you were referring to, shithead...I just decided not to indulge you today.

DanaC · 07-28-2007, 01:19 PM

I'll bet none of you fuckers spent 2 1/2 hours, this morning, shoving leaflets through doors on the council estate that time forgot.

Uisge Beatha · 07-28-2007, 02:33 PM

I'll bet none of you fuckers had your appendix removed a week after it had burst.

DanaC · 07-28-2007, 04:43 PM

owww.....fuck me that sounds painful

Clodfobble · 07-28-2007, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Uisge Beatha

I'll bet none of you fuckers had your appendix removed a week after it had burst.

My uncle had his out six months after it burst. Yeah, my family is full of stubborn idiots. While the doctors looked at him all bug-eyed, he just said, "Well you know, it stopped hurting after awhile..."

fargon · 07-28-2007, 10:44 PM

'Are squirting pus and blood out of a hole in your crotch that was not there this morning.

Aliantha · 07-28-2007, 11:35 PM

I'll bet none of you fuckers just went out and bought a set of bunk beds and mattresses, a couple of fluro light fittings and 4 bean bags.

HungLikeJesus · 07-29-2007, 07:42 PM

I'll bet none of you fuckers left your tax refund check sitting around for so long that it expired.

DanaC · 07-29-2007, 07:53 PM

Ouch.

Aliantha · 07-29-2007, 08:51 PM

I'll bet none of you fuckers stayed up all night last night with your sick child then went to work at 6am so that you could do a few hours work and then come home so your husband could then go and do his work day.

07-28-2007, 12:14 PM	#2
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	I bet none of you fuckers are leaving on a 4000+ mile road trip next Saturday __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

07-28-2007, 12:57 PM	#3
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	Ha! $3

07-28-2007, 10:44 PM	#11
fargon Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: La Crosse, WI Posts: 8,924	'Are squirting pus and blood out of a hole in your crotch that was not there this morning. __________________ Annoy the ones that ignore you!!! I live a blessed life I Love my Country, I Fear the Government!!! Heavily medicated for the good of mankind.

07-28-2007, 11:35 PM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'll bet none of you fuckers just went out and bought a set of bunk beds and mattresses, a couple of fluro light fittings and 4 bean bags. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

07-29-2007, 07:42 PM	#13
HungLikeJesus Only looks like a disaster tourist Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: above 7,000 feet Posts: 7,208	I'll bet none of you fuckers left your tax refund check sitting around for so long that it expired. __________________ Keep Your Bodies Off My Lawn SteveDallas's Random Thread Picker.

07-28-2007, 10:58 AM	#1
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	I'll bet none of you fuckers wore glasses at the age of three.

07-28-2007, 01:19 PM	#7
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I'll bet none of you fuckers spent 2 1/2 hours, this morning, shoving leaflets through doors on the council estate that time forgot.

07-28-2007, 02:33 PM	#8
Uisge Beatha Lecturer Join Date: Jun 2007 Posts: 945	I'll bet none of you fuckers had your appendix removed a week after it had burst.

07-28-2007, 04:43 PM	#9
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	owww.....fuck me that sounds painful

07-29-2007, 07:53 PM	#14
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Ouch.

07-29-2007, 08:51 PM	#15
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I'll bet none of you fuckers stayed up all night last night with your sick child then went to work at 6am so that you could do a few hours work and then come home so your husband could then go and do his work day. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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