Turn You On - Page 2

Trilby · 06-08-2007, 07:16 AM

I like men to be the Dom.

xoxoxoBruce · 06-08-2007, 11:15 AM

I'd have to disarm her first. There will be no whipping, from anyone. The only pain allowed is conscience in the morning.... after breakfast.

freshnesschronic · 06-08-2007, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

I'd have to disarm her first. There will be no whipping, from anyone. The only pain allowed is conscience in the morning.... after breakfast.

You seen that American commercial where this guy wakes up and looks at the woman he is sleeping next to? Then he is like

and silently tip toes out of bed only to see a picture of him and his kids, and then another one of him and the woman on their wedding day. Hah, pretty hilarious. Forgot what the commercial was for though.

Sundae · 06-08-2007, 12:59 PM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

The only pain allowed is conscience in the morning.... after breakfast.

But what if she doesn't swallow?

Jeboduuza · 06-08-2007, 01:56 PM

swallowing is a sign of love.
no im actually not kidding

Sundae · 06-08-2007, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Jeboduuza

swallowing is a sign of love.
no im actually not kidding

Ummmm. Being as you're not kidding I have to disagree. Love has nothing to do with it.

I swallow. I've said it before and I don't mind it being public knowledge.
But there was one man I couldn't swallow with. I loved him deeply, but he had the bitterest tasting semen I have ever encountered. It was a long term relationship and I cared for him deeply, so we did discuss it. Not even a change of diet had any effect (and after all we lived together so I knew that he didn't eat anything all that different from other men I'd been involved with).

Anyway, enough seriousness, back to innuendo.

06-08-2007, 03:51 PM

I'm very direct when it gets to that point, just like everything else I do.
"Wanna' make love or fuck real hard?"
Usually works.

Clodfobble · 06-08-2007, 08:26 PM

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna fuck you hard. Hard!

lumberjim · 06-08-2007, 08:34 PM

clobble, the fact that you;re a tenacious d fan adds llike.....80 points to your coolness quotient.....

lumberjim · 06-08-2007, 08:42 PM

lumberjim · 06-08-2007, 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clodfobble

You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
Sometimes you've got to make some love
And fuckin give her some smoochies too

Sometimes ya got to squeeze
Sometimes you've got to say please
Sometime you've got to say hey

I'm gonna Fuck you softly
I'm gonna screw you gently
I'm gonna hump you sweetly
I'm gonna ball you discreetly

And then you say hey I bought you flowers
And then you say wait a minute sally
I think I got somethin in my teeth
Could you get it out for me
That's fuckin teamwork
Whats your favorite posish?
That's cool with me
Its not my favorite
But I'll do it for you
Whats your favorite dish?
Im not gonna cook it
But ill order it from Zanzibar

And then I'm gonna love you completely
And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly
And then I'll fucking bone you completely
But then
I'm gonna fuck you hard. Hard!

Clodfobble · 06-08-2007, 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

clobble, the fact that you;re a tenacious d fan adds llike.....80 points to your coolness quotient.....

Shit, yeah... I could have typed all those lyrics from memory, but I was typing one-handed with the kid on my lap doing alphabet videos on the other half of the screen at the time, so it was just more prudent to copy-n-paste.

freshnesschronic · 06-09-2007, 01:37 AM

This is just a tribute
You gotta believe me
And I wish you were there
Just a matter of opinion.

Good stuff

06-08-2007, 07:16 AM	#16
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I like men to be the Dom. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-08-2007, 11:15 AM	#17
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I'd have to disarm her first. There will be no whipping, from anyone. The only pain allowed is conscience in the morning.... after breakfast. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-08-2007, 01:56 PM	#20
Jeboduuza Custom User Title Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: de_dust Posts: 141	swallowing is a sign of love. no im actually not kidding __________________ I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. -Voltaire

06-08-2007, 08:34 PM	#24
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	clobble, the fact that you;re a tenacious d fan adds llike.....80 points to your coolness quotient..... __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-08-2007, 08:42 PM	#25
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	__________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

06-08-2007, 03:51 PM	#22
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I'm very direct when it gets to that point, just like everything else I do. "Wanna' make love or fuck real hard?" Usually works.

06-08-2007, 08:26 PM	#23
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	You don't always have to fuck her hard In fact sometimes that's not right to do Sometimes you've got to make some love And fuckin give her some smoochies too Sometimes ya got to squeeze Sometimes you've got to say please Sometime you've got to say hey I'm gonna Fuck you softly I'm gonna screw you gently I'm gonna hump you sweetly I'm gonna ball you discreetly And then you say hey I bought you flowers And then you say wait a minute sally I think I got somethin in my teeth Could you get it out for me That's fuckin teamwork Whats your favorite posish? That's cool with me Its not my favorite But I'll do it for you Whats your favorite dish? Im not gonna cook it But ill order it from Zanzibar And then I'm gonna love you completely And then I'll fuckin fuck you discreetly And then I'll fucking bone you completely But then I'm gonna fuck you hard. Hard!

06-09-2007, 01:37 AM	#28
freshnesschronic Professor Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,555	This is just a tribute You gotta believe me And I wish you were there Just a matter of opinion. Good stuff

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