Batman -vs- Superman - Page 2

Cloud · 05-31-2007, 12:18 PM

I'm female, and I voted for Superman.

Your question was who would "wipe the floor." Based on strength and power, Superman is the clear winner. Batman's cleverer, and has a cooler costume, though.

Besides, everyone knows that Superman is gay for Lex Luthor!

glatt · 05-31-2007, 12:19 PM

I'm.... HAPPY!!!

Happy Monkey · 05-31-2007, 12:20 PM

Batman beat Supes in The Dark Knight Returns, but he had some help from Green Arrow and a nuclear missile.

Rexmons · 05-31-2007, 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happy Monkey

Batman beat Supes in The Dark Knight Returns, but he had some help from Green Arrow and a nuclear missile.

dont forget the tank

Griff · 05-31-2007, 12:27 PM

Since this is the net, I'd like to call Superman out as a Nazi. Go Dark Knight!

Happy Monkey · 05-31-2007, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Rexmons

dont forget the tank

That's just part of his ensemble, like the utility belt or the Batmobile. I wouldn't count it, or his powersuit, as external aid.

glatt · 05-31-2007, 12:33 PM

Wasn't the arrow tipped with kryptonite though? Shit that was a long time ago. 20 years?

Happy Monkey · 05-31-2007, 12:39 PM

Yup. Superman got nuked, the nuke blocked out the sun so he couldn't recharge, Batman shot him with missiles, Green Arrow hit him with a Kryptonite arrow, and Batman punched him out while wearing a power suit hooked into the city's electrical grid.

Rexmons · 05-31-2007, 12:45 PM

and then he told him his mother dresses him funny

Flint · 05-31-2007, 12:55 PM

Didn't Bats "die" of a "heart attack" only to come back from the "dead" to lead an underground resistance?

glatt · 05-31-2007, 12:59 PM

Eyes slideways, man.

Shawnee123 · 05-31-2007, 01:45 PM

(in Shakespearean voice)

Batman!
Hanging on a rubber band
Along came Superman
Thought he was the boogeyman
Threw him in the trashcan.
(deep theatrical pause) Batman.

Now, I've never been clear who threw whom into the trashcan.

Happy Monkey · 05-31-2007, 01:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Flint

Didn't Bats "die" of a "heart attack" only to come back from the "dead" to lead an underground resistance?

Yup. Superman survived, too.

Sundae · 05-31-2007, 03:01 PM

Batman wins hands down.

Because he is cunning and would prepare well in advance - probably some sort of plot involving one of Superman's dependents, making Superman lose his temper and finally Kryptonite - but only as the coup de grace.

In fact I see it now - Superman on a tilted table, with a beam of pure Kryptonite slowly fizzing towards his super-nads and Batman in the background laughing, "No, Superman - I expect you to DIE!" Which is such a good idea I'm rushing off to copyright it.

jester · 05-31-2007, 03:07 PM

batman - he doesn't rely on brute strenght alone, but has the intelligence to invent those awesome little toys

05-31-2007, 12:18 PM	#16
Cloud ... Join Date: Feb 2007 Posts: 8,360	I'm female, and I voted for Superman. Your question was who would "wipe the floor." Based on strength and power, Superman is the clear winner. Batman's cleverer, and has a cooler costume, though. Besides, everyone knows that Superman is gay for Lex Luthor! __________________ "Guard your honor. Let your reputation fall where it will. And outlive the bastards!"

05-31-2007, 12:20 PM	#18
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Batman beat Supes in The Dark Knight Returns, but he had some help from Green Arrow and a nuclear missile. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

05-31-2007, 12:27 PM	#20
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Since this is the net, I'd like to call Superman out as a Nazi. Go Dark Knight! __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

05-31-2007, 12:39 PM	#23
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Yup. Superman got nuked, the nuke blocked out the sun so he couldn't recharge, Batman shot him with missiles, Green Arrow hit him with a Kryptonite arrow, and Batman punched him out while wearing a power suit hooked into the city's electrical grid. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

05-31-2007, 12:45 PM	#24
Rexmons - Kavkaz United - Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 613	and then he told him his mother dresses him funny __________________ "Life's a bitch but God forbid the bitch divorce me..."

05-31-2007, 12:19 PM	#17
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	I'm.... HAPPY!!!

05-31-2007, 12:33 PM	#22
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Wasn't the arrow tipped with kryptonite though? Shit that was a long time ago. 20 years?

05-31-2007, 12:55 PM	#25
Flint Snowflake Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Dystopia Posts: 13,136	Didn't Bats "die" of a "heart attack" only to come back from the "dead" to lead an underground resistance? __________________ **************** There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio**

05-31-2007, 12:59 PM	#26
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Eyes slideways, man.

05-31-2007, 01:45 PM	#27
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	I offer you this... (in Shakespearean voice) Batman! Hanging on a rubber band Along came Superman Thought he was the boogeyman Threw him in the trashcan. (deep theatrical pause) Batman. Now, I've never been clear who threw whom into the trashcan. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

05-31-2007, 03:01 PM	#29
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Batman wins hands down. Because he is cunning and would prepare well in advance - probably some sort of plot involving one of Superman's dependents, making Superman lose his temper and finally Kryptonite - but only as the coup de grace. In fact I see it now - Superman on a tilted table, with a beam of pure Kryptonite slowly fizzing towards his super-nads and Batman in the background laughing, "No, Superman - I expect you to DIE!" Which is such a good idea I'm rushing off to copyright it. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

05-31-2007, 03:07 PM	#30
jester why so serious Join Date: Apr 2007 Posts: 1,712	batman - he doesn't rely on brute strenght alone, but has the intelligence to invent those awesome little toys

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