What dwellar would you most like to meet in a dark alley with a baseball bat? - Page 2

xoxoxoBruce · 03-25-2007, 03:25 PM

Talk about thread drift.

Beestie · 03-23-2007, 11:22 PM

Manager? You think you are management material?

Fine. Then take the manager's quiz.

1. Two outs. Score tied. Man on 2nd. 9th inning. You are the home team. The best reliever in baseball history (a southpaw) just took the mound. The umpire is staring - no, glaring at you. The crowd is in a hushed silence to see who you send to the plate against the pitcher from hell. You turn to the bench, and are greeted by the blank, empty stares of the entire Cellar who all *gulp* at about the same time while Bob Costas tells America: "Boy, I wouldn't want to be in LJ's shoes right now for all the money in Dick Cheney's Swiss bank account. Who's he gonna send out there?"

Then, the angels sing, trumpets blare a light from the heavens shines on one player. "OF COURSE! Its so OBVIOUS!" You harken to the lone Cellarite upon whom God's favour rests and harkun unto him to grab a bat and march out there and send that pitcher back to HELL."

Whom do you chose oh Tommy Lasorda protoge? And why?

lumberjim · 03-24-2007, 06:25 AM

radar

and i don't have to tell you why. and stop crying, there's no crying in baseball.

Griff · 03-24-2007, 07:46 AM

I've got third!

If Cloud's Grandbaby is a righty I'd put her in there.

Clodfobble · 03-24-2007, 08:51 AM

Ooh ooh! I'll take centerfield!

Because it'd be CF in CF, get it?!!

Perry Winkle · 03-24-2007, 09:49 AM

I'll run concessions!

I don't need a keyboard, I just want to steal tw's keyboard...and give it to rkz.

elSicomoro · 03-24-2007, 03:12 PM

I'll be a bench coach...one of those that comes up with nonsense stories that have nothing to do with the game.

Trilby · 03-24-2007, 04:04 PM

I wanna be the girl walking around in a black halter top and shorts, a rose in her hair, selling cigarettes

Kagen4o4 · 03-24-2007, 05:05 PM

you're not already?

wolf · 03-24-2007, 06:26 PM

I've got an idea ... You keep his attention by explaining either "Who's on First" or the infield fly rule, and I'll come up behind him and shoot him before he knows what's going on.

03-25-2007, 04:27 PM

Dark alley, bat? I'm married, I can't tell.

Ibby · 03-25-2007, 04:53 PM

UG.

Bullitt · 03-25-2007, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ibram

UG.

I wouldn't go so far as to beat him, but I would probably hold him for you.

Aliantha · 03-25-2007, 08:09 PM

awww...poor UG. lol So far he's the only one who's got someone that wants to hit him with a bat.

Or, he's the only one who's had someone say it in black and white.

skysidhe · 03-25-2007, 08:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

awww...poor UG. lol So far he's the only one who's got someone that wants to hit him with a bat.

Or, he's the only one who's had someone say it in black and white.

really!

Lucky dude for that!

03-25-2007, 03:25 PM	#1
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Talk about thread drift. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-23-2007, 11:22 PM	#2
Beestie -◊\|≡·∙■·∙≡\|◊- Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Parts unknown. Posts: 4,081	Manager? You think you are management material? Fine. Then take the manager's quiz. 1. Two outs. Score tied. Man on 2nd. 9th inning. You are the home team. The best reliever in baseball history (a southpaw) just took the mound. The umpire is staring - no, glaring at you. The crowd is in a hushed silence to see who you send to the plate against the pitcher from hell. You turn to the bench, and are greeted by the blank, empty stares of the entire Cellar who all gulp at about the same time while Bob Costas tells America: "Boy, I wouldn't want to be in LJ's shoes right now for all the money in Dick Cheney's Swiss bank account. Who's he gonna send out there?" Then, the angels sing, trumpets blare a light from the heavens shines on one player. "OF COURSE! Its so OBVIOUS!" You harken to the lone Cellarite upon whom God's favour rests and harkun unto him to grab a bat and march out there and send that pitcher back to *HELL*." Whom do you chose oh Tommy Lasorda protoge? And why? __________________ ♠ ♥ ♣ ♦

03-24-2007, 06:25 AM	#3
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	radar and i don't have to tell you why. and stop crying, there's no crying in baseball. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-24-2007, 07:46 AM	#4
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	I've got third! If Cloud's Grandbaby is a righty I'd put her in there. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-24-2007, 04:04 PM	#8
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I wanna be the girl walking around in a black halter top and shorts, a rose in her hair, selling cigarettes __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

03-24-2007, 08:51 AM	#5
Clodfobble UNDER CONDITIONAL MITIGATION Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Austin, TX Posts: 20,012	Ooh ooh! I'll take centerfield! Because it'd be CF in CF, get it?!!

03-24-2007, 09:49 AM	#6
Perry Winkle Esnohplad Semaj Ton Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: A little south of sanity Posts: 2,259	I'll run concessions! I don't need a keyboard, I just want to steal tw's keyboard...and give it to rkz.

03-24-2007, 03:12 PM	#7
elSicomoro Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jan 2001 Posts: 12,486	I'll be a bench coach...one of those that comes up with nonsense stories that have nothing to do with the game.

03-24-2007, 05:05 PM	#9
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	you're not already? __________________ something we both can enjoy??

03-24-2007, 06:26 PM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I've got an idea ... You keep his attention by explaining either "Who's on First" or the infield fly rule, and I'll come up behind him and shoot him before he knows what's going on. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

03-25-2007, 04:27 PM	#11
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Dark alley, bat? I'm married, I can't tell.

03-25-2007, 04:53 PM	#12
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	UG. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

03-25-2007, 08:09 PM	#14
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	awww...poor UG. lol So far he's the only one who's got someone that wants to hit him with a bat. Or, he's the only one who's had someone say it in black and white. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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