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Old 02-08-2007, 09:55 AM   #1
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"No. Lucky's the dog."

Edit: ooops. to slow.

how's this:
if we reverse the tachyon inverter drives then we will have insufficient dilithium crystals to traverse the neutrino warp.
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Old 02-08-2007, 09:51 AM   #2
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Go ahead, make my day.
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Old 02-08-2007, 09:54 AM   #3
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One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
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Old 02-08-2007, 09:57 AM   #4
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It's so cold out, the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks!
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Old 02-08-2007, 09:58 AM   #5
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The Tale of Johnny Fuckerfaster
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:16 PM   #6
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quick, turn off the porn. And pass me the tissues!
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Old 02-08-2007, 12:33 PM   #7
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Old 02-08-2007, 01:11 PM   #8
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That just isn't Jermaine to the subject at hand.
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:48 PM   #9
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The Goddamn Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it!!
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Old 02-09-2007, 04:54 PM   #10
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then add vodka so you can drink to forget the lousy gift life gave you.
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Old 02-08-2007, 01:19 PM   #11
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LaToya not to talk about that!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 02-08-2007, 01:22 PM   #12
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Lillian cannot use the phone!
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Old 02-08-2007, 01:32 PM   #13
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to music;
"If I have to beg and plead
Do the symphony

"I don't mind because it means
That much to me"
...

"No, don't say 'nothing'. Eddie.
Nothing from nothing leaves nothing

"Had to do something

"Motherfucker punched you
In the mouth."

I'm sorry....I'll stop now...
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Old 02-08-2007, 01:34 PM   #14
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...'out every evening, until it was light
he was too tired to make it
she was too tired to fight about it -

Pumpin' in the vaseline..."
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Old 02-08-2007, 02:00 PM   #15
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Mineral Oil Lubricants Cause Rapid Deterioration of Latex
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