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Join Date: Jul 2003
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"No. Lucky's the dog."
Edit: ooops. to slow. how's this: if we reverse the tachyon inverter drives then we will have insufficient dilithium crystals to traverse the neutrino warp. |
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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Go ahead, make my day.
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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twatfaced two legged bumhole
Join Date: Jun 2004
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It's so cold out, the dogs are sticking to the sidewalks!
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Strength does not come from how much weight you can lift, or how many miles you can run. It comes from knowing that you set a goal, and rose to the challenge. Strength comes from within. |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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The Tale of Johnny Fuckerfaster
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I can hear my ears
Join Date: Oct 2003
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quick, turn off the porn. And pass me the tissues!
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This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan |
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
Join Date: Jun 2006
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Tito, hand me a tissue.
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby |
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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That just isn't Jermaine to the subject at hand.
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"To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog |
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Larger than life and twice as ugly.
Join Date: Apr 2004
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Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free.
================================================ This is why you should never leave The Cellar. The Goddamn Germans ain't got nothin' to do with it!!
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We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. ![]() ![]() Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years |
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Master Dwellar
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: Los Angeles, CA
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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then add vodka so you can drink to forget the lousy gift life gave you.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you; cry and the world laughs AT you. |
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Slattern of the Swail
Join Date: Jul 2004
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LaToya not to talk about that!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum |
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forsooth
Join Date: Nov 2005
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Lillian cannot use the phone!
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"Have more than thou showest, speak less than thou knowest, lend less than thou owest". -William Shakespeare |
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Come on, cat.
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: general vicinity of Philadelphia area
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to music;
"If I have to beg and plead Do the symphony "I don't mind because it means That much to me" ... "No, don't say 'nothing'. Eddie. Nothing from nothing leaves nothing "Had to do something "Motherfucker punched you In the mouth." I'm sorry.... ![]()
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When Do I Get Virtual Unreality?
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Raytown, Missouri
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...'out every evening, until it was light
he was too tired to make it she was too tired to fight about it - Pumpin' in the vaseline..."
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Join Date: Jul 2003
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Mineral Oil Lubricants Cause Rapid Deterioration of Latex
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