Kids, Don't Try This at Home ... - Page 2

Crimson Ghost · 01-12-2007, 11:54 PM

Soooo.. wolf, still bite your nails?

monster · 01-15-2007, 10:11 PM

sexin ur g33z

Sundae · 01-16-2007, 10:49 AM

Shawnee123 · 01-16-2007, 12:20 PM

Funny stuff!

Related question: on the way into work this morning there was one lone goose on our campus lake (more like a pond, I guess) I have never seen a goose completely alone. Where were all his buddies? I thought they always flew in groups of at least 3. I felt sad for him, and wanted to take him home.

(Disclaimer: all references to "he" or "him" are pure conjecture; I have at no time sexed a goose, nor do I foresee ever doing so.) :p

Sundae · 01-16-2007, 12:49 PM

Your touching story inspired me to write a poem.

The Goose
There is a lonely goose
On our pond
Has he come inland
Because it is cold?

He circled once
And without a mistake
He knew very well
He was far too late

The geese have fled
And with them my heart
Just one lonely goose
With my hand up his arse.

Trilby · 01-16-2007, 01:33 PM

Gawd, Sundae...

(sheds a tear...)

...that's beautiful!

Elspode · 01-16-2007, 01:41 PM

May I respectfully suggest that the title of that poem be changed to "The Goose Goose"?

Trilby · 01-16-2007, 01:46 PM

I will now, at this very second and without permission!, appoint myself SG's literary proxy.

With that in mind, SG respectfully retitles her poem "The Goose Goose" but nothing to do with Mother Goose as SG doesn't wish to infringe upon any copyrights, etc.

SteveDallas · 01-16-2007, 01:53 PM

Shouldn't you be studying statistics?

Shawnee123 · 01-16-2007, 02:01 PM

That Ma Goose is a stickler for trademarks!

Trilby · 01-16-2007, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveDallas

Shouldn't you be studying statistics?

Yes.

Shawnee123 · 01-16-2007, 02:13 PM

What are the odds that Brianna would post in the Cellar instead of studying statistics? Also, do 4 out of 5 Cellarites recommend that behavior?

SteveDallas · 01-16-2007, 02:18 PM

I just wanted to use the whip smilie.

monster · 01-16-2007, 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Funny stuff!
I felt sad for him, and wanted to take him home.

I bet all his buddies are but ghosts of Christmas just past. He sounds cold and lonely. You should take him home to get warm. About 425F should do it. You need a stuffing recipe?

Shawnee123 · 01-16-2007, 03:24 PM

To paraphrase SG: if I had to do the killin' and preppin' I would never eat any kind of meat!

That was a funny post, btw monster! :p

01-12-2007, 11:54 PM	#16
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01-15-2007, 10:11 PM	#17
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	im in ur parx.... sexin ur g33z Attached Images __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

01-16-2007, 10:49 AM	#18
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	__________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-16-2007, 12:20 PM	#19
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Funny stuff! Related question: on the way into work this morning there was one lone goose on our campus lake (more like a pond, I guess) I have never seen a goose completely alone. Where were all his buddies? I thought they always flew in groups of at least 3. I felt sad for him, and wanted to take him home. (Disclaimer: all references to "he" or "him" are pure conjecture; I have at no time sexed a goose, nor do I foresee ever doing so.) :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-16-2007, 12:49 PM	#20
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Your touching story inspired me to write a poem. The Goose There is a lonely goose On our pond Has he come inland Because it is cold? He circled once And without a mistake He knew very well He was far too late The geese have fled And with them my heart Just one lonely goose With my hand up his arse. __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

01-16-2007, 01:33 PM	#21
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Gawd, Sundae... (sheds a tear...) ...that's beautiful! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-16-2007, 01:41 PM	#22
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	May I respectfully suggest that the title of that poem be changed to "The Goose Goose"? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

01-16-2007, 01:46 PM	#23
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	I will now, at this very second and without permission!, appoint myself SG's literary proxy. With that in mind, SG respectfully retitles her poem "The Goose Goose" but nothing to do with Mother Goose as SG doesn't wish to infringe upon any copyrights, etc. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

01-16-2007, 01:53 PM	#24
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	Shouldn't you be studying statistics?

01-16-2007, 02:01 PM	#25
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	That Ma Goose is a stickler for trademarks! __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-16-2007, 02:13 PM	#27
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	What are the odds that Brianna would post in the Cellar instead of studying statistics? Also, do 4 out of 5 Cellarites recommend that behavior? __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

01-16-2007, 02:18 PM	#28
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I just wanted to use the whip smilie.

01-16-2007, 03:24 PM	#30
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	To paraphrase SG: if I had to do the killin' and preppin' I would never eat any kind of meat! That was a funny post, btw monster! :p __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

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