Pay No Attention to the Geek Behind the Curtain - Page 2

wolf · 12-25-2006, 11:47 PM

Why, are you hoping that there's a video out there somewhere of her getting a Brazillian?

Elspode · 12-26-2006, 08:35 AM

Well, yes, but that's not what I was getting at. I was just wondering if insane wealth leads to not having to perform simple personal chores by oneself.

Shame she doesn't have insane talent to go along with the money, huh?

SteveDallas · 12-26-2006, 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolf

Why, are you hoping that there's a video out there somewhere of her getting a Brazillian?

I figured he was looking for a new job.

Elspode · 12-26-2006, 09:45 PM

I'm sure there are worse ways to make a living. Like having to wax Paris Hilton's monkey, for example.

Elspode · 12-26-2006, 09:49 PM

I just noticed that you can see a C-Section scar above where her muff would be...if she hadn't removed it. Seriously.

yesman065 · 12-28-2006, 08:19 AM

I must be the only one who finds her both talentless AND unattractive.

Elspode · 12-28-2006, 01:17 PM

She's attractive in a sort of, "What the hell, we're both drunk, let's screw" sort of way. Not in any other sort of way. Sort of like a high quality inflatable, disposable partner.

BigV · 12-28-2006, 02:21 PM

Quote:

"What the hell, we're both drunk, let's screw"

...

I'm trying to imagine ever having been in this situation or ever having thought this way, and I'm drawing a blank. Which probably tells the lot of you a lot about me. Apologies for the tmi.

Carry on.

Elspode · 12-28-2006, 03:49 PM

I was speaking hypothetically, of course. I mean, I've heard that sort of thing happens...oh, hey! Look, is that the Goodyear Blimp!?

Sundae · 12-28-2006, 03:56 PM

I've never been in that situation with someone I despise. I think that can only happen with purely physical attraction (again, the difference men & women maybe?)

But I have been in a "This can't last - hey let's just screw" situation. It was great

Aliantha · 12-28-2006, 07:20 PM

Friends with benefits!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-29-2006, 03:56 AM

Love the one you're with.

Elspode · 12-29-2006, 09:42 AM

And, not to put too fine a point on it, if Brit has something in her mouth, she won't be able to "sing".

Crimson Ghost · 12-30-2006, 04:09 PM

If you call it singing, you might want to have your hearing checked.

DucksNuts · 12-30-2006, 06:00 PM

Maybe now someone will agree with me when I say....

Snatch is UGLY!!!!

12-25-2006, 11:47 PM	#1
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Why, are you hoping that there's a video out there somewhere of her getting a Brazillian? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

12-26-2006, 08:35 AM	#2
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Well, yes, but that's not what I was getting at. I was just wondering if insane wealth leads to not having to perform simple personal chores by oneself. Shame she doesn't have insane talent to go along with the money, huh? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-26-2006, 09:45 PM	#4
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I'm sure there are worse ways to make a living. Like having to wax Paris Hilton's monkey, for example. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-26-2006, 09:49 PM	#5
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I just noticed that you can see a C-Section scar above where her muff would be...if she hadn't removed it. Seriously. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-28-2006, 01:17 PM	#7
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	She's attractive in a sort of, "What the hell, we're both drunk, let's screw" sort of way. Not in any other sort of way. Sort of like a high quality inflatable, disposable partner. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-28-2006, 08:19 AM	#6
yesman065 Banned - Self Imposed Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,847	I must be the only one who finds her both talentless AND unattractive.

12-28-2006, 03:49 PM	#9
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	I was speaking hypothetically, of course. I mean, I've heard that sort of thing happens...oh, hey! Look, is that the Goodyear Blimp!? __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-28-2006, 03:56 PM	#10
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	I've never been in that situation with someone I despise. I think that can only happen with purely physical attraction (again, the difference men & women maybe?) But I have been in a "This can't last - hey let's just screw" situation. It was great __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

12-28-2006, 07:20 PM	#11
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Friends with benefits! __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-29-2006, 03:56 AM	#12
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Love the one you're with. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-29-2006, 09:42 AM	#13
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	And, not to put too fine a point on it, if Brit has something in her mouth, she won't be able to "sing". __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-30-2006, 04:09 PM	#14
Crimson Ghost Larger than life and twice as ugly. Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 5,264	If you call it singing, you might want to have your hearing checked. __________________ We must all go through a rite of passage. It must be physical, it must be painful, and it must leave a mark. I have no knowledge of the events which you are describing, and if I did have knowledge of them, I would be unable to discuss them with you now or at any future period. Don't waste your time always searching for those wasted years

12-30-2006, 06:00 PM	#15
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Maybe now someone will agree with me when I say.... Snatch is UGLY!!!!

Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)