December 21, 2006: Moth drinks tears - Page 2

Elspode · 12-21-2006, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by milkfish

Did someone switch the Earth with an bizarre alien planet when we weren't looking?

Didn't Oscar Wilde say that the Earth was an insane asylum for the rest of the Universe? Maybe it is the scary animal zoo as well...

DanaC · 12-21-2006, 01:50 PM

Not to mention the secret museum.

be-bop · 12-21-2006, 05:54 PM

Moths drink tears
sounds like a prog band..

xoxoxoBruce · 12-21-2006, 08:56 PM

Hard to believe that bird can sleep through getting it's eyes sucked...... without being drunk as a skunk.
Also that the moth can whip out his prominent proboscis and insert it precisily... no poking or prodding to find the sweet spot.

CaliforniaMama · 12-22-2006, 01:15 AM

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Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Also that the moth can whip out his prominent proboscis and insert it precisily... no poking or prodding to find the sweet spot.

If only my doctor's could be so kind . . .

CaliforniaMama · 12-22-2006, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

"He was drawn to her willowy beauty, as a moth with a barbed proboscis is drawn to the eye of a teary magpie robin at rest."

Propel propel propel your craft
Gently down the liquid solution
Ecstatically ecstatically ecstatically ecstatically
Life is but an illusion

(as a substitute for row row row your boat)

5th grade writing assignment - probably the only literary bit I will remember for the rest of my life.

A complete non-sequitor, I know.

Shawnee123 · 12-22-2006, 07:47 AM

CaliMama...that would make a great thread assignment as well.

Elspode · 12-22-2006, 09:24 AM

Yeah, that's a good one. Something similar is "Politically Correct Sports Team Names". i.e.:

The Kansas City Native American Tribal Leaders

The Green Bay Exploited Immigrant Animal Product Processors

The Dallas Horseborne Herders of Bovines

The Miami Aquatic Mammals

12-21-2006, 08:56 PM	#19
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Hard to believe that bird can sleep through getting it's eyes sucked...... without being drunk as a skunk. Also that the moth can whip out his prominent proboscis and insert it precisily... no poking or prodding to find the sweet spot. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-22-2006, 07:47 AM	#22
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	CaliMama...that would make a great thread assignment as well. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

12-22-2006, 09:24 AM	#23
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Yeah, that's a good one. Something similar is "Politically Correct Sports Team Names". i.e.: The Kansas City Native American Tribal Leaders The Green Bay Exploited Immigrant Animal Product Processors The Dallas Horseborne Herders of Bovines The Miami Aquatic Mammals __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

12-21-2006, 01:50 PM	#17
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	Not to mention the secret museum.

12-21-2006, 05:54 PM	#18
be-bop Operations Operative Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: scotland/uk Posts: 664	Moths drink tears sounds like a prog band..

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