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Old 12-09-2006, 08:31 AM   #16
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I hold my hands up - I'm definitely not getting enough cock. Except vicariously through the Cellar.
if i was a chick, i'd use that line as a dwellar signature quote.
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:55 AM   #17
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We should start a support group.......then invite Lumberjim as the guest speaker :P
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:56 AM   #18
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I'll be sure to bring my cock
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:56 AM   #19
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Is not getting enough cock the same thing as having too much pussy, and conversely, is not getting enough pussy the same thing as having too much cock?
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Old 12-09-2006, 08:56 AM   #20
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LJ, why come your little green light isn't on?
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Old 12-09-2006, 09:26 AM   #21
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Is not getting enough cock the same thing as having too much pussy, and conversely, is not getting enough pussy the same thing as having too much cock?
I am not changing my user title to Has Too Much Pussy....!

Perhaps it does even out across the world - perhaps someone somewhere is getting my cock. Well, my share of cock I mean.
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Old 12-09-2006, 10:50 AM   #22
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There's an analog to the plane on a runway treadmill here, see it's how the question is worded. Is it too much cock relative to the runway or too much cock relative to the traffic control tower. Or something. I don't think this trhead will break two hundred posts in either case.
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:01 AM   #23
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not if the potential for flame goes as it has so far. it looked good for a minute.....but alas....
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Old 12-09-2006, 11:33 AM   #24
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not if the potential for flame goes as it has so far. it looked good for a minute.....but alas....
Maybe we could change tack and shuffle things about a bit to form:

"Your pussy has had way too much cock..."

It's an idea
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Old 12-09-2006, 12:14 PM   #25
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Sounds like a line from a really cheesy doctor-patient based porn film.
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Old 12-10-2006, 06:55 AM   #26
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"Your pussy has had way too much cock..."
Is this Guess the Next Line?
Okay:
"... it's like a binbag full of old mussels"
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Old 12-10-2006, 01:55 PM   #27
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Shouldn´t this thread move to the Land of Nothing?
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Old 12-10-2006, 06:23 PM   #28
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Is this Guess the Next Line?
Okay:
"... it's like a binbag full of old mussels"
oh god. and I don't even know what a binbag is.

wait is that what you call a trash bag?
OH god.
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Old 12-11-2006, 06:44 AM   #29
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oh god. and I don't even know what a binbag is.

wait is that what you call a trash bag?
OH god.
Yup
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