Sexual Tension - Page 2

lookout123 · 12-01-2006, 07:41 AM

come on guys. i was trying to be subtle in my attempts to seduce her. i don't know if this is helping.

Griff · 12-01-2006, 08:27 AM

She's a woman who prefers the direct approach, we're taking care of you buddy.

bagpipes?

12-01-2006, 11:52 AM

Yeah... just relax, I can see the results of the bagpipes and meatcake love nest will be irresistible to any woman! It is all handled.

limey · 12-01-2006, 01:26 PM

Romantic island location for wedding or honeymoon available. Just tip me the wink and I'll get cracking!

xoxoxoBruce · 12-01-2006, 08:22 PM

I got a catalog in the mail from a place called "Lark in the morning". They have, among many other things, Smallpipes.
Made for playing indoors..... as in serenading the bride on the honeymoon.

Even if you don't play them, they're perfect for explaining the strange sounds from the honeymoon suite.

JayMcGee · 12-01-2006, 08:26 PM

mmmmm....... wouldn't most brides prefer bigpipes......?

Urbane Guerrilla · 12-02-2006, 01:24 AM

The Great Highland Bagpipes are robust and outdoorsy. Chamber pipes (Gibson makes a few) and smallpipes are indoorsy.

limey · 12-02-2006, 02:23 AM

Yes, I could find you a piper to play either the great or the wee pipes

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12-02-2006, 02:40 AM

Lessee... Meat castle dinner, bag pipes, lots of outdoors, perhaps stranded on an island (don't forget your friends lovely send-off with the "wang from the boxers comments just within ear-shot)?...

Yup. I'm an old hand at this and I know, she will have no choice but to swoon... mere moments my friend... mere moments.

(I'm joking... they are actually cool elements done well. A beautiful setting, great pipes and ... ok, I can't make the meat cake work, but a good meatloaf is awesome.)

limey · 12-02-2006, 12:14 PM

With the weather the way it's been over the past couple of weeks or more I can practically guarantee stranded

Ridgeplate · 12-02-2006, 12:54 PM

Stranded? I say work it into the theme.
We can get some derelict boat hulls for guest tables and make the
Meat Cake into a nice three masted schooner center piece (symbolizing freedom... Yeah, that's it!). Ooo.. and then, and then,
we could get a shortish fellow name "Indelible Ink Mark" to dart around and
rat-tail the guests that hang around the buffet table bogarting all the
cake-loaf. God that ticks me off. Those guys always leave the corner pieces. I don't want that much frosting, dammitall!
Then we get Bob Hope, Lee Marvin's head, Maya Angelou (to add class), and the Ghost of Dean Martin, see. Steal a caddillac and drive to Vegas!

My God... it's... Genius

12-02-2006, 01:03 PM

I'm tellin' ya', Clinton had the chops... just get to it man! Hand her a drink and ask her if she wants to kiss it!

12-01-2006, 07:41 AM	#16
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	come on guys. i was trying to be subtle in my attempts to seduce her. i don't know if this is helping. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

12-01-2006, 08:27 AM	#17
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	She's a woman who prefers the direct approach, we're taking care of you buddy. bagpipes? __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

12-01-2006, 01:26 PM	#19
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Romantic island location for wedding or honeymoon available. Just tip me the wink and I'll get cracking! __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

12-01-2006, 08:22 PM	#20
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	I got a catalog in the mail from a place called "Lark in the morning". They have, among many other things, Smallpipes. Made for playing indoors..... as in serenading the bride on the honeymoon. Even if you don't play them, they're perfect for explaining the strange sounds from the honeymoon suite. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

12-01-2006, 08:26 PM	#21
JayMcGee Cardigan-wearing man Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Much Binding In The Marsh Posts: 1,082	mmmmm....... wouldn't most brides prefer bigpipes......? __________________ I like wearing cardigans...... my current favourite is an orange cable-knit with real leatherette buttons.

12-01-2006, 11:52 AM	#18
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Yeah... just relax, I can see the results of the bagpipes and meatcake love nest will be irresistible to any woman! It is all handled.

12-02-2006, 01:24 AM	#22
Urbane Guerrilla Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Southern California Posts: 6,674	The Great Highland Bagpipes are robust and outdoorsy. Chamber pipes (Gibson makes a few) and smallpipes are indoorsy. __________________ Wanna stop school shootings? End Gun-Free Zones, of course.

12-02-2006, 02:23 AM	#23
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	Yes, I could find you a piper to play either the great or the wee pipes . __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

12-02-2006, 02:40 AM	#24
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	Lessee... Meat castle dinner, bag pipes, lots of outdoors, perhaps stranded on an island (don't forget your friends lovely send-off with the "wang from the boxers comments just within ear-shot)?... Yup. I'm an old hand at this and I know, she will have no choice but to swoon... mere moments my friend... mere moments. (I'm joking... they are actually cool elements done well. A beautiful setting, great pipes and ... ok, I can't make the meat cake work, but a good meatloaf is awesome.)

12-02-2006, 12:14 PM	#25
limey Encroaching on your decrees Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: An island within the south-west coast of Scotland Posts: 7,016	With the weather the way it's been over the past couple of weeks or more I can practically guarantee stranded __________________ Living it up on the edge ... of civilisation, within the southwest coast of

12-02-2006, 12:54 PM	#26
Ridgeplate Zen Laxatives: "This too shall pass..." Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Florida Posts: 53	Stranded? I say work it into the theme. We can get some derelict boat hulls for guest tables and make the Meat Cake into a nice three masted schooner center piece (symbolizing freedom... Yeah, that's it!). Ooo.. and then, and then, we could get a shortish fellow name "Indelible Ink Mark" to dart around and rat-tail the guests that hang around the buffet table bogarting all the cake-loaf. God that ticks me off. Those guys always leave the corner pieces. I don't want that much frosting, dammitall! Then we get Bob Hope, Lee Marvin's head, Maya Angelou (to add class), and the Ghost of Dean Martin, see. Steal a caddillac and drive to Vegas! My God... it's... Genius

12-02-2006, 01:03 PM	#27
rkzenrage Guest Posts: n/a	I'm tellin' ya', Clinton had the chops... just get to it man! Hand her a drink and ask her if she wants to kiss it!

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