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Old 10-25-2006, 12:00 AM   #16
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I swear. People. Have you ever considered just rubbing one out and going back out to finish watching the game?
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Old 10-25-2006, 12:32 AM   #17
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muahaha - thats sad but sooooo funny on too many levels.

Never having had a blow up ..umm...boyfriend, what would the hygiene routine be?
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Old 10-25-2006, 07:55 AM   #18
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I've always wondered why people who waste time while on payroll don't get the boot no matter what sites they browse...
Because there is a lot of downtime in my job and there are times when I have nothing at all to do. Or there are times when I need something cleared up and I have waited hours for that person to respond. I cannot continue until the question is asked and no, there is usually no other person that can clear up the confusion. Also, I usually don't take lunch because I would rather take breaks every now and then and see what is going on with the cellar.
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:39 AM   #19
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I've always wondered why people who waste time while on payroll don't get the boot no matter what sites they browse...
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Old 10-25-2006, 08:43 AM   #20
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9th, you been in the real world job market yet or are you just at school still?
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:39 AM   #21
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I work a proportionate amount for the salary I recieve vs. the average compensation for what I do.
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:47 AM   #22
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I will NOT allow my thread to be hijacked! I am intensly curious as to what the cellarites think of the Real Doll! I must needs to know! NOW!

I might be a little hopped up on energy drinks because I recieved less than 3 hours of sleep last night...
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:49 AM   #23
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I work a proportionate amount for the salary I recieve vs. the average compensation for what I do.
Amen, Flint!

And mtp? I think the dolls are funny but nothing replaces the real thing, even if real is in the name. But I still like Charlie reaching for the towel. If I could teach him to mop the floor I'd buy one.
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:57 AM   #24
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don't let ThreadHijackMan hear you say that.
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Old 10-25-2006, 09:58 AM   #25
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ThreadHijackMan! ThreadHijackMan! ThreadHijackMan! :::he appears?:::
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There's a level of facility that everyone needs to accomplish, and from there
it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 10-27-2006, 02:06 PM   #26
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the only thing worse than "using" a blowup doll would be "using" a half torso doll
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Old 10-27-2006, 03:31 PM   #27
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oh, come now. use your imagination. you can think of worse. I know i can. I know a guy that knows some guys that fucked a stump. a tree stump. or a log or something. i don;t know how they got ....wood.
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Old 10-27-2006, 03:37 PM   #28
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For example, I saw pictures on the web of a guy doing his car. Up the tailpipe. I can only assume he let it cool down some first.
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Old 10-27-2006, 03:37 PM   #29
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Tiny fucked a stump...
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it's a matter of deciding for yourself how important ultra-facility is to your
expression. ... I found, like Joseph Campbell said, if you just follow whatever
gives you a little joy or excitement or awe, then you're on the right track.

. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Terry Bozzio
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Old 10-27-2006, 03:44 PM   #30
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I've always wondered why people who waste time while on payroll don't get the boot no matter what sites they browse...
Oh, great...Mr. Fun is back.
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