Who Says We can't Export The American Way? - Page 2

Aliantha · 08-28-2006, 04:02 AM

Anyone been to Indonesia lately?

Trilby · 08-28-2006, 08:37 AM

No...maybe Ibram? Why?

Aliantha · 08-29-2006, 01:05 AM

Corruption Indonesian style.

1. Send an cop out to sell pot to tourists.

2. Bust tourist.

3. Tell tourist if he/she pays a certain amount of money they wont be charged.

And that's just the start of it...

Tonchi · 08-29-2006, 01:23 AM

I understand that the penalty for selling drugs in that country is execution? But only for tourists.

Hippikos · 08-29-2006, 04:35 AM

Global Corropution Barometer

slang · 08-29-2006, 04:54 AM

When I rule the planet, there will be no corruption. I will make corruption illegal.

Aliantha · 08-29-2006, 06:07 AM

Tonchi....it depends how much you pay the judge.

headsplice · 08-29-2006, 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by slang

When I rule the planet, there will be no corruption. I will make corruption illegal.

Ahhh...but what will the penalties for corruption be? I would suggest something publicly humilitating along with confiscation of worldly goods, to be given to orphans.

slang · 08-29-2006, 11:33 AM

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Originally Posted by headsplice

Ahhh...but what will the penalties for corruption be.

Death by Al Gore speech. That should set an example.

Griff · 08-29-2006, 08:03 PM

Ow. Would that be a scolding or a hectoring?

wolf · 08-29-2006, 10:24 PM

Which one of those is closer to crushing boredom?

Tonchi · 08-30-2006, 02:28 AM

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Designated in 2004 by United Nations Secretary General Kofi Annan, International Anti-Corruption Day recognises the essential global leadership provided at Merida, where 95 countries took the anti-corruption pledge by signing the Convention. They have since been joined by 42 more signatories, bringing the total to 137 nations.

Was that before or after they arrested Kofi's son for corruption and embezzlement of UN funds?

I remember also that the Philippines awaits with dread the latest ratings every year. They were number one for several years and they are proud that they are now only about number three

They just can't understand why all the multinational companies pulled their offices out of the country.

slang · 08-30-2006, 04:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Griff

Ow. Would that be a scolding or a hectoring?

More like torture.

Gore: [crazy man voice yelling]You played on our fears!!![/crazy man voice yelling]
W: Ok, ok.....I admit, I did. Now stop for the love of God!
Dean:[crazy man voice yelling]Ahhh-ahhhhh!!![/crazy man voice yelling]

slang · 08-30-2006, 04:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Tonchi

They just can't understand why all the multinational companies pulled their offices out of the country.

I say we just annex them.

All two million little islands.

Government aside, they're such polite people (generally speaking).

The US needs more practicing Catholics.*

* - practicing Catholics, not practicing pedophiles

Aliantha · 08-30-2006, 06:20 AM

And all 250 000 000 citizens! Scarey thought for Oz if we get on the bad side of the Indonesians.

They've never done anything about the Oz fishermen who sink their boats for fishing in our waters though.

I guess maybe the govt over there doesn't really care that much about the people in the end anyway.

08-28-2006, 04:02 AM	#16
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Anyone been to Indonesia lately? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

08-28-2006, 08:37 AM	#17
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	No...maybe Ibram? Why? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-29-2006, 01:05 AM	#18
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Corruption Indonesian style. 1. Send an cop out to sell pot to tourists. 2. Bust tourist. 3. Tell tourist if he/she pays a certain amount of money they wont be charged. And that's just the start of it... __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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Tonchi Victim of gravity Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Hiding in plain sight Posts: 1,412	I understand that the penalty for selling drugs in that country is execution? But only for tourists. __________________ Everything you've ever heard about Fresno is true.

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Hippikos Flocci Non Facio Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: In The Line Of Fire Posts: 571	Global Corropution Barometer __________________ Believe those who are seeking the truth. Doubt those who find it.

08-29-2006, 04:54 AM	#21
slang St Petersburg, Florida Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 3,423	When I rule the planet, there will be no corruption. I will make corruption illegal.

08-29-2006, 06:07 AM	#22
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Tonchi....it depends how much you pay the judge. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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08-30-2006, 06:20 AM	#30
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	And all 250 000 000 citizens! Scarey thought for Oz if we get on the bad side of the Indonesians. They've never done anything about the Oz fishermen who sink their boats for fishing in our waters though. I guess maybe the govt over there doesn't really care that much about the people in the end anyway. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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