6/12/2006: Cat scares bear - Page 2

barefoot serpent · 06-12-2006, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Karenv

Habitat destruction, growth of suburbs into bear territory= more bears in the suburbs.

http://www.hsus.org/wildlife/wildlif...with_guns.html

They could have tried Jack instead of the lethal hunts. Or training humans not to leave bear-attracting items laying around the yard in bear country.

http://www.hsus.org/wildlife/issues_...ion/index.html

We reserve the right to arm bears.

capnhowdy · 06-12-2006, 04:59 PM

or bear arms?

BBQ bear arms
Sweet & sour bear arms
Chicken fried bear arms
Bear arms & dumplings
etc.. yummy

xoxoxoBruce · 06-12-2006, 09:01 PM

The HSUS claims people are moving into bear country in NJ. It's more like bears are moving into people country. Bears are moving into neighborhoods that haven't seen a bear in 200 years, because of the increase in the bear population.
PA has more bears than anyone and NJ bears are still crossing the Delaware River to forage over here.

The biggest attraction, by far, in not garbage but bird feeders. Bird seed is like MREs to bears...ready to eat, tasty, high energy meals for free.

Elspode · 06-12-2006, 10:16 PM

Bears were here first. That means we need to let them open casinos and tax exempt tobacco shops to finance their relocation.

DucksNuts · 06-12-2006, 10:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

Bears were here first.

I was like wtf?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elspode

That means we need to let them open casinos and tax exempt tobacco shops to finance their relocation.

then I sighed with relief

Pancake Man · 06-12-2006, 11:01 PM

To the bear's friends, however, that cat was about 100 times larger, and the bear could only fight it for a few hours.

wolf · 06-13-2006, 12:31 AM

Bear is good eatin', and you get a nice rug out of the deal, and a couple necklaces.

Shawnee123 · 06-13-2006, 08:09 AM

Such is the uncaged progress of the bear.
The world has room to make a bear feel free;
The universe seems cramped to you and me.
Man acts more like the poor bear in a cage
That all day fights a nervous inward rage

--Robert Frost

Trilby · 06-13-2006, 12:12 PM

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright,
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
--Wm Blake

See? The kitty knows he's really a tyger. Rrrrrrrr!

Shawnee123 · 06-13-2006, 02:31 PM

Excellent!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brianna

Tyger! Tyger! burning bright,
In the forests of the night,
What immortal hand or eye
Could frame thy fearful symmetry?
--Wm Blake

See? The kitty knows he's really a tyger. Rrrrrrrr!

capnhowdy · 06-13-2006, 03:36 PM

That'll teach him to show his bear ass in public.

06-12-2006, 04:59 PM	#17
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	or bear arms? BBQ bear arms Sweet & sour bear arms Chicken fried bear arms Bear arms & dumplings etc.. yummy __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

06-12-2006, 09:01 PM	#18
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The HSUS claims people are moving into bear country in NJ. It's more like bears are moving into people country. Bears are moving into neighborhoods that haven't seen a bear in 200 years, because of the increase in the bear population. PA has more bears than anyone and NJ bears are still crossing the Delaware River to forage over here. The biggest attraction, by far, in not garbage but bird feeders. Bird seed is like MREs to bears...ready to eat, tasty, high energy meals for free. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

06-12-2006, 10:16 PM	#19
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Bears were here first. That means we need to let them open casinos and tax exempt tobacco shops to finance their relocation. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

06-12-2006, 11:01 PM	#21
Pancake Man Hand-of-Kindness Extender Join Date: Jan 2006 Posts: 131	To the bear's friends, however, that cat was about 100 times larger, and the bear could only fight it for a few hours. __________________ Abandon all hope, o ye who read my posts

06-13-2006, 12:31 AM	#22
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Bear is good eatin', and you get a nice rug out of the deal, and a couple necklaces. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-13-2006, 08:09 AM	#23
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Such is the uncaged progress of the bear. The world has room to make a bear feel free; The universe seems cramped to you and me. Man acts more like the poor bear in a cage That all day fights a nervous inward rage --Robert Frost __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

06-13-2006, 12:12 PM	#24
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Tyger! Tyger! burning bright, In the forests of the night, What immortal hand or eye Could frame thy fearful symmetry? --Wm Blake See? The kitty knows he's really a tyger. Rrrrrrrr! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

06-13-2006, 03:36 PM	#26
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	That'll teach him to show his bear ass in public. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

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