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Old 06-12-2006, 09:50 PM   #16
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here's an example

or this
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Old 06-13-2006, 12:43 AM   #17
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A bad lay...a Bad lay...ok. I knew a guy who's willy was the size of a green bean...it wasn't that he was a bad LAY, it's just that he was a pretentious prick. I hate pretentious pricks.
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Old 06-13-2006, 04:20 AM   #18
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i prefer to give the woman head. not because im nice. but because im so self concious i could never let a woman leave without an orgasm
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Old 06-13-2006, 04:51 AM   #19
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Old 06-13-2006, 10:54 AM   #20
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A bad lay...a Bad lay...ok. I knew a guy who's willy was the size of a green bean...it wasn't that he was a bad LAY, it's just that he was a pretentious prick. I hate pretentious pricks.
Pretentiousness is all a guy with a green bean willy has left.
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Old 06-13-2006, 04:02 PM   #21
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When you have to get up and masturbate afterwards because they couldn't get you off. Or if you are never satisfied with the sex, and just want more and they are done (meaning they are either unwilling or unable to go for a second round).

Well, these two scenerios pretty much amount to the same thing...
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Old 06-13-2006, 04:14 PM   #22
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Variations of "the food was lousy and the portions were small" theme.
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Old 06-13-2006, 05:16 PM   #23
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If the food is lousy, then small portions is a plus, isn't it?
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Old 06-13-2006, 05:24 PM   #24
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When you have to get up and masturbate afterwards because they couldn't get you off. Or if you are never satisfied with the sex, and just want more and they are done (meaning they are either unwilling or unable to go for a second round).

Well, these two scenerios pretty much amount to the same thing...
Hmmm.

So is it the journey or the destination? Which is more important? It is possible to enjoy the journey regardless of the destination? Is the destination worthwhile if the journey is unpleasant? How important is your partner's enjoyment of each aspect?
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Old 06-13-2006, 05:26 PM   #25
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What's worse than a guy with a small dick, is a guy whose dick is too fuckin big.
Unfortunately if you try and tell your boyfriend his dick is too big, he just gets a silly grin on his face and tells all his friends
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Old 06-13-2006, 06:42 PM   #26
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If the food is lousy, then small portions is a plus, isn't it?
I see irony is alive and well in the pacific northwest.
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Old 06-13-2006, 06:44 PM   #27
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Hmmm.

So is it the journey or the destination? Which is more important? It is possible to enjoy the journey regardless of the destination? Is the destination worthwhile if the journey is unpleasant? How important is your partner's enjoyment of each aspect?
The journey's a grand thing, but after a lot of walking one's feet get sore and tired, perhaps even ready to burst.

And then when you finally arrive at the destination, doing a few dozen victory laps around the block may be overkill.

Dunno, just wondering.
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Old 06-13-2006, 06:45 PM   #28
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Oh I just read the end of your post, Ididn't realize we were talking about with partners. In that case, nevermind. /rosannadanna
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Old 06-13-2006, 07:49 PM   #29
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What's worse than a guy with a small dick, is a guy whose dick is too fuckin big.
Unfortunately if you try and tell your boyfriend his dick is too big, he just gets a silly grin on his face and tells all his friends
So true, too big is worse than teeny weeny.
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Old 06-13-2006, 08:24 PM   #30
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