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Old 06-14-2006, 08:35 AM   #1
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Try living in my town in the summer. We get cruise ships in and our population grows from 8000 locals (most of which are not in the downtown area) to 10-18,000 people. All downtown. All on foot. All about 60-100 years old. All who apparently can't use crosswalks, traffic lights and can't read signs.

It's not hard to become an angry driver.
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Old 06-14-2006, 03:29 PM   #2
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I used to live in Beijing.

Cars are sort of a new thing there.

And traffic laws... what traffic laws?
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:05 PM   #3
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The one for my video card gets cranky sometimes ... oh, wait, you meant something else, didn't you?
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Old 06-14-2006, 04:26 PM   #4
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Open letter to "the guy behind me, right on my ass"

There is a car right in front of me that determines the speed at which I can travel. There is a car in the lane next to them, going roughly the same speed, and there is a line of cars, in both lanes, going roughly that same speed, very tightly packed, for as far as the eye can see. Question: what the fuck do you hope to accomplish here? Are you fucking retarded?

Okay, that was two questions.
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Old 06-20-2006, 11:37 AM   #5
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Fella like that kinda makes you want to switch your lights on and see if he mistakes your taillights for brake lights, doesn't he?
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Old 06-20-2006, 11:40 AM   #6
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Fella like that kinda makes you want to switch your lights on and see if he mistakes your taillights for brake lights, doesn't he?
I always wanted an old beater of a truck, enough insurance to cover just the occupants, and short sections of telephone pole for front and rear bumpers.

Oh, yes, that would have been sweet, indeed.
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Old 06-20-2006, 11:56 AM   #7
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It is fun watching that hood dip isn't it?
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Old 06-20-2006, 11:57 AM   #8
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My wife had one yesterday. She was at an intersection, trying to make a right turn on red, but she couldn't see around the van stopped next to her because it had pulled too far out into the intersection. She decided to wait for the light, rather than risk pulling blindly out into traffic. Another vehicle came up behind her, and also wanted to turn right. That driver leaned on the horn, and shouted at her because she wasn't going. Not just a little. He was yelling and honking until the light changed.

After the light changed, and they both made the turn, the driver behind her zoomed past her, and she was able to see it was a courtesy shuttle for a local car dealership.

When she got home, she called the dealership and told the manager just how courteous their driver was.
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Old 06-20-2006, 07:41 PM   #9
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I'm seeing more and more commercial vehicles, with the "How's my driving" signs, that have at least part of the phone number obliterated.
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:36 AM   #10
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Every single day on my ride through Cupertino I see people DWA doing really dumb stuff. Most dangerous 3 miles in the valley.
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Old 06-22-2006, 08:21 PM   #11
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I'm seeing more and more commercial vehicles, with the "How's my driving" signs, that have at least part of the phone number obliterated.

That would include me. I was just there two weeks ago, on my way into Chester and I know for a fact that 90% of our trailers have the numbers sprayed out. I do NOT encourage this, nor do I indulge. I leave em as I found em.

Except for the last one, which we shall NOT discuss. Or that bent railroad either!

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Old 06-21-2006, 05:05 PM   #12
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Fella like that kinda makes you want to switch your lights on and see if he mistakes your taillights for brake lights, doesn't he?
Hit the flashers and let 'em blink once.
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Old 06-21-2006, 12:39 AM   #13
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DWA ... Driving While Assholes?
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Old 06-23-2006, 09:41 AM   #14
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I resisted the urge to hit the brakes to see if I could spin him too
My husband loves to play that game. Except instead of fishtailing, they just rear-end him, and then they turn out to be uninsured. I can't tell you how much I hate the "tap on your brakes to teach him a lesson" game.
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Old 06-23-2006, 11:44 AM   #15
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.....and then they turn out to be uninsured.
But at the same time, do have the money for a large caliber handgun that they happen to have with them at the precise moment that you'd like to twist their heads off...
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