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Old 05-12-2006, 02:25 PM   #16
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I don't need an increased sex drive...and i'm a woman...
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Old 05-12-2006, 04:03 PM   #17
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I did not say increase it, I said help it by severing it from all the weird junk women attach to it.
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Old 05-12-2006, 04:05 PM   #18
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then we would just be men fucking everything that moves...
I for one enjoy the attachments that sex makes when it's worth it...
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Old 05-12-2006, 08:24 PM   #19
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Actually viagra has a similar effect on the womens, from what I've heard. It gets their tender morsels all engorged, as for what's between their ears, you'll have to check your owner's manual about how to get those gears engaged.

Apparently every model is different enough that what works for your side gal may not work for your main gal.
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Old 05-14-2006, 11:23 PM   #20
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I know someone who had the painful erection lasting more than four hours. If I recall the story correctly, it lasted for like 12-18.

Several rounds of decreasingly enthusiastic usage, a trip to the ER, and a lot of hefty drugs did not immediately deflate it.

He was very lucky, because the extended period of erection (and constriction of the blood flow in the area) could have caused tissues to necrotize. That means die. And fall off.
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Old 05-15-2006, 12:30 AM   #21
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That means die. And fall off.
Ohhh, I have this visual of all the cellar guys whincing and crossing their legs.
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Old 05-15-2006, 12:32 AM   #22
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Ohhh, you have the right visual...
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Old 05-15-2006, 12:37 AM   #23
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Nope... me checking the ice packs in the freezer "just in case".
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:22 AM   #24
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I found this thread via the google spider. Very interesting, i missed it first time around.

One of the issues it raised (fnarr fnarr!) is the fact that sexual pleasure for the woman is not dictated by how long the man stays hard.....

Just as an interesting aside: prior to changes in biological theory during the enlightenment, attitudes to sex were very different. The medieval conception of gender was that the male and female were mirror images of each other...essentialy, women were physically the same as men but with a bit missing and an additional part to house progeny. With the new enlightenment theories in the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries, we get the 'two body' theory. This showed that actually men and women were physiologically very different. Not only did this have the effect oof firming up the idea of gender distinction, but it gave rise to a more phallocentric approach to sex. Where at one time sex consited mainly of mutual masturbation, with penetrative sex forming only a small part of the whole, during the eighteenth century, european (and American) culture moved towards penetration as the main component of sex. Books were written on sexuality that basically reduced male sexuality to his penis and female sexuality to her vagina. ('Arborae Vitae' = the 'tree' of life, was basically a eulogy to the penis) This then coalesced with the new ideas of morality within England (not sure about the rest of europe) to provoke a culture in which not only was penetration the central sexual act, but also the only morally acceptable component of sex. Hence all that nonsense about masturbation making you blind.

So...there you go. The obsession with penile penetration as the only real component of sex worth bothering about, and all that this implies, has its roots in the enlightenment and eighteenth century philosophy.
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:47 AM   #25
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Whomever told you that, you should never believe them about anything, ever again.

Wikipedia entry: Kama Sutra

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...the Kama Sutra is a compendium that was collected into its present form in the second century CE.
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Old 01-14-2008, 08:50 AM   #26
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In what way does that refute what I've just posted?

I am talking about western european thinking.
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Old 01-14-2008, 09:12 AM   #27
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I will read further, but remain highly skeptical. Full-on copulation is a biological imperative! All the animals do it!
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Old 01-14-2008, 10:19 AM   #28
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I will read further, but remain highly skeptical. Full-on copulation is a biological imperative! All the animals do it!
I guess you've never met a married Jewish woman from Brooklyn before. lol!!!
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Old 01-14-2008, 01:56 PM   #29
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Of course its a full on biological imperative. I am talking about cultural attitudes towards penetration. Where it was a part of a much larger experience, guided by social attitudes towards courtship and marriage, the introduction of the 'two body' theory during the late seventeenth/early eighteenth century gave penetration a much larger role within sex, to the exclusion, in english culture, of anything that wasnt either penetration or relating to the phallus. Think about the traditional english Victorian moral mindset where women were expected to "lie back and think of England". I dopn't know if it had the same impact in mainland europe, but it will certainly have had some effect on sexual practices at that time.
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Old 01-14-2008, 04:35 PM   #30
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It's ok Dana. Remember, UT is a man too.
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