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Old 03-11-2006, 04:35 PM   #16
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8-hour update: Kate Michelman decided not to run. Good thing, because she would have drained from the Casey Jr vote and re-elected Santorum.

(Vote Featherman!)
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Old 03-12-2006, 12:22 AM   #17
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(Vote Featherman!)
He doesn't stand a chance.....too rational, reasonable and practical.
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The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.
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Old 03-12-2006, 02:14 AM   #18
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Uh oh. I'm talking to God. Does that means there's a bed waiting for me in Norristown. Nah. Maybe it means he will be recalling me and Pat Robertson soon.

When I leave, tell the Pope not to canonize me. I don’t look good in a halo.
What the..... Could it be? Might TW be developing......a sense of humor?

Congratulations. The boy and I are very, very proud of you. We really dont care one bit if you hate us passionately. Keeping a sense of humor helps.

Or maybe not.
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Old 03-12-2006, 10:23 AM   #19
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That's why we must hammer these groups into conformity. One goal, one party, one thought process, one religion and one uniform.
Sounds like a great advertising slogan. Oh.... The US Army is already using it. An Army of one.
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Old 03-13-2006, 12:43 PM   #20
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But who chooses? Me? ok, here are my final answers:

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... One goal,
To change or social system. Hencforth, instead of getting a handshake from a woman, I want to get oral.

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one party,
Anything but rePUBICan

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one thought process
Rational

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one religion
Zen Buddhism

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one uniform.
Women: tube top and Daisey Dukes
Men: ice skates, lime green leisure suit, puffy shirt, Native American Chief's headress
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Old 03-13-2006, 07:19 PM   #21
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You'll get me in a lime green leisure suit when you pry my cold dead hands.......
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