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Elspode · 03-03-2006, 11:02 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

My bet is that after a short while they'll catch the mayor banging the 14 y.o. babysitter when he's not busy wifeswapping with the guy who runs the hardware store.

The DA will have a frickin huge hydroponic/H.I.D. lighted, climate controlled, reefer farm in his basement, and the deacon/scoutmaster will be up to the typical shenanigans.

And the hysterical outcome of all of this? Its all cool...'cause they've accepted Jesus as their Personal Savior (tm), and they'll be forgiven, no matter what sort of irresponsible, antisocial, murderous, child molesting crimes they've committed.

Griff · 03-04-2006, 07:43 AM

There is a long history of these sorts of voluntary communities in the good ole USA. I'm all for this sort of thing vs going to the state house and banning this that and the other... Of course it will go down in flames but you and I won't get burned.

capnhowdy · 03-04-2006, 08:29 AM

A real life remake of 'Pleasantville'.

Spexxvet · 03-04-2006, 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

My bet is that after a short while they'll catch the mayor banging the 14 y.o. babysitter when he's not busy wifeswapping with the guy who runs the hardware store.

The DA will have a frickin huge hydroponic/H.I.D. lighted, climate controlled, reefer farm in his basement, and the deacon/scoutmaster will be up to the typical shenanigans.

The ones who create these "sanctuaries" are typically only trying to hide from themselves. But how long will the hidden self stay hidden?

Don't forget the animals (male mayor/monsignor with male sheep).

They'll deny the natural biological imperitive we have to reproduce, and replace it with the perfectly sensible concepts of resurection, omnipotence, and answered prayers.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-04-2006, 10:43 AM

Animals? It's smack up against the Everglades.

footfootfoot · 03-04-2006, 05:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Elspode

And the hysterical outcome of all of this? Its all cool...'cause they've accepted Jesus as their Personal Savior (tm), and they'll be forgiven, no matter what sort of irresponsible, antisocial, murderous, child molesting crimes they've committed.

Touché. After all, look at potus.

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Originally Posted by spexxvet

Don't forget the animals (male mayor/monsignor with male sheep).

They'll deny the natural biological imperitive we have to reproduce, and replace it with the perfectly sensible concepts of resurection, omnipotence, and answered prayers.

How could I have forgotten the animals? After all (again) is He not our shepherd, and we His sheep?

nearer my god to thee, &c.

03-04-2006, 07:04 PM

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Originally Posted by footfootfoot

Touché. After all, look at potus.

Do we HAVE to?

Say, does this mean I could start a community where potus is banned?

03-04-2006, 07:43 AM	#17
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	There is a long history of these sorts of voluntary communities in the good ole USA. I'm all for this sort of thing vs going to the state house and banning this that and the other... Of course it will go down in flames but you and I won't get burned. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-04-2006, 08:29 AM	#18
capnhowdy Blatantly Homosapien Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 6,200	A real life remake of 'Pleasantville'. __________________ Please type slowly. I can't read very fast............... and no holy water, please.

03-04-2006, 10:43 AM	#20
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Animals? It's smack up against the Everglades. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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