Does dynamite "go bad"?

[xoxoxoBruce]

Welcome to the Cellar, Col_Hogan.

Uh, you're about 4.5 years late, to this party.

[wolf]

Originally Posted by marichiko

I'll call the cops about the old guy's stash first thing in the am.

Don't wait. Call now. It's the darndest thing. Police, like convenience stores, are open 24 hours.

[lumberjim]

pathetic

Originally Posted by LJ

Pathetic

Are you referring to your penchant for having and viewing live porno shows at your dealership?

As for me, I've already admitted to being very foolish. What I'd like to know is what my deceased neighbor was planning on doing with 4 sticks of dynamite and why he'd leave them in a shed on top of a pile of old pieces of lumber. He was sharp as a tack right up to the end - worked in his yard, added to his junk collection and could talk reasonably about most any subject you cared to bring up. He'd been the town mayor years back. I wonder what HE figured to do with the stuff?

[tw]

Originally Posted by marichiko

What I'd like to know is what my deceased neighbor was planning on doing with 4 sticks of dynamite ...

Birthday candles.

[wolf]

Originally Posted by marichiko

There was a punch of discarded lumber in the shed and 4 sticks (very old) of TNT.

I must confess that the thought of having my very own stick of dynamite had a certain allure, and the old guy wasn't going to be using the stuff, so I swiped one of the sticks.

Old dynamite sweats.

The sweat is nitroglycerin.

Old dynamite can explode when you walk near it too loud.

You are a fucktard.

Leave everything where it is, including your criminal enterprise, leave your house immediately, and call 911.

Originally Posted by wolf

Old dynamite sweats.

The sweat is nitroglycerin.

Old dynamite can explode when you walk near it too loud.

You are a fucktard.

Leave everything where it is, including your criminal enterprise, leave your house immediately, and call 911.

There was no "sweat" on it.

The old man must have walked past that shed every day. StarShine was trying to root under the pile of lumber. Ground Squirrels must scamper around in there constantly if they have a nest in there. Deer and other wild animals stroll around that old guys yard (and everyone else's here), ALL the time. The old car the tramp appears to be sleeping in is maybe 20 feet from the shed. Frankly, I think if the stuff was going to blow, it would have done so long ago.

While the police are open 24 hours, its just a bit wierd to make such a report at this late hour. The stuff obviously has been sitting out there for years. 6 more hours isn't going to hurt anything.

I'll admit to complete ignorance about the stuff, but I have heeded everyone's advise, carefully replaced the one stick where it was, and will alert the police in the AM.

Fucktard, yourself!

Originally Posted by Beestie

Some days I'm too lazy to come up with anything original, so I just write my same childish comments that I've written ten times over in the past week. Aren't I clever?

No, you're boring.

[zippyt]

proble some left over dino, possibley from some mineing . that had been found on his watch as Mayor , ( turn it in or just hide it )
I but an alarm in a OLD state cops house one time , up in the attic was a BIG box of sawed off shotguns and the such ( some WAY home made !!!!)
He found me looking at the box of weapons and said
" You didn't see that !!!!"
Amazing what can be found in an attic if you just look .

[wolf]

You are either lying, as lumberjim suspects, or lucky.

Don't push it, particularly where unstable explosives are concerned.

I'll treat you all to the pics of the bomb squad and the haz mat team when they arrive tomorrow morning.

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by marichiko

I'll treat you all to the pics of the bomb squad and the haz mat team when they arrive tomorrow morning.

yeah. why not have atropos drop in and pose with them? probably road flares. did they have little plastic caps on the end?

Originally Posted by lumberjim

yeah. why not have atropos drop in and pose with them? probably road flares. did they have little plastic caps on the end?

Well, LJ for once you were right about SOMETHING. No, they didn't have little plastic caps on the ends, They had long ribbon-like fuses. However, the cops just came out and looked at them and said they were probably the most ancient 4 road flares still in existance.

I'm certain the incident will recieve an entire sentence in the town paper's police blotter page when it comes out next week. The cops are still over across the street (Probably checking the homeless guy's nest for stolen merchandize or drugs), so if they come up with a revised opinion as to the nature of the sticks, I'll be sure to let you know.

I don't have any pictures of flippant, but if I ever run into her, I'll let her know that you are pining for her. Sorry to break your heart, but I don't believe she misses you a bit. I'd say it was time and then some for you to get over it and move on. :p

[Griff]

[JJ.]There is no bad dynomite.[/Walker]
foot cubed you are killing me.

[tw]

Originally Posted by marichiko

However, the cops just came out and looked at them and said they were probably the most ancient 4 road flares still in existance.

Yeph. Birthday candles.

[lumberjim]

Originally Posted by marichiko

I'd say it was time and then some for you to get over it and move on. :p

I'm sure you would say that. Well, your memory seems much better lately. It bothers me when you insult the collective intelligence here by telling tall tales. It bothers me almost as much when people continue to talk to you in spite of it.

actually, it might bother me more.

quit it