Best Simpson's Moment Ever - Page 2

alphageek31337 · 09-30-2004, 07:19 PM

I can't believe you guys, of all people, haven't mentioned the waffle bart stuck to the ceiling that Homer thought was god...

Marge: "Homer, that's not God, it's just a waffle stuck to the ceiling"
<knocks it down with a broomstick>
<Homer picks it up>
Homer: " I know I should not eat thee..."
<eats it anyway>
"Mmmm....sacrelicious"

Or, for that matter, "Mmmmmm....forbidden donut..."

Elspode · 09-30-2004, 11:26 PM

My favorite Homer moment is when Homer goes to Hell, and Satan has him hooked up to a donut force-feeding machine that stuffs about a dozen into his face at a time, and each time, Homer makes yummy noises, opens his mouth and says "more...mmmpfff...more...mmmpfff...more".

Mr. Burns doing the take-off of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast" wherein he musically lauds his animal-skin wardrobe is also quite fine.

Undertoad · 10-01-2004, 05:46 AM

I remember now, the very best is when Homer eats the insanity peppers and goes on an insanity pepper trip, off into the desert where he gets help from Johnny Cash.

I agree w/spode... "See My Vest" is brilliant.

lookout123 · 10-01-2004, 10:26 AM

Tubthumping (Homer's version)

I get knocked down
I get knocked down again
You're never gonna knock me down.

[...]

I take a whisky drink,
I take a chocolate drink,
And when I have to pee,
I use the kitchen sink.
I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy.

smoothmoniker · 10-01-2004, 10:26 AM

ralphie definitely gets the best one-liners

re: tommaco, "This tastes like grandma"

lumberjim · 10-01-2004, 10:40 AM

crowd booing mr burns: "BOOOO, BOOOOO, BOOOO"
mr burns: "Smithers, are these people booing me?!"
Smithers: " Uh, No, sir, I believe they are saying BOO-urns"
Mr Burns to crowd: " Are you people saying 'Boo, or BOo-urns?'"
Crowd: "BOOOOO!"
Moleman: " I was saying 'Boo-urns'"

the simpsons ROCK.

TheSnake · 10-01-2004, 11:36 AM

64 slices of american cheese...64...63......2.......wannnnn.

The entire Bobo episode is really good. Wow, there are so many hilarious moments running through my head right now from other episodes, it's impossible to name them all. I'll say it again, "mmm, floor pie"

lumberjim · 10-01-2004, 11:44 AM

we could have a thread of just the *funny things that follow MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm........

that right there is a testament to how much impact the show has had. The mmmm thing has become a recognized verbal device in everyday conversation.

*all time best would have to be "pointy"

lookout123 · 10-01-2004, 11:51 AM

Homer: "why, oh why, did i squish that fish?"

time traveling toaster episode.

hot_pastrami · 10-01-2004, 01:05 PM

The episode where Lisa gets braces, and Homer is elected presidet of the union, is the best Simpsons episode ever: "Last Exit To Springfield"

Quote:

DENTIST: Lisa and Marge, these braces are invisible, painless, and periodically release a delightful burst of Calvin Klein's Obsession... for Teeth.

LISA: (smelling) Mmm!

MARGE: Uh, doctor, we don't have a dental plan right now, so we'll need something a little more... affordable.

DENTIST: (pulling out a mess of metal) These predate stainless steel, so you can't get them wet.

Later in the episode, Lisa is getting her school picture taken, and doesn't want to smile because of her hideous braces:

Quote:

PHOTGRAPHER: Come on honey, smile! I bet you've got a beautiful smile. Why don't you share it with the world? (Lisa smiles, revealing her braces, the photographer gasps) There is no God!

If I pasted all the great lines from that episode, it would be just about the entire script. And I think a close second on best episode ever if "You Only Move Twice," where Homer gets a job working for the super-villain Scorpio.

I need to start watching the Simpsons again... My anti-TV habits have resulted in not seeing an episode in months.

Pie · 10-01-2004, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by breakingnews

Homer Simpson: Are you saying you're never going to eat any animal again? What about bacon?
Lisa: No.
Homer Simpson: Ham?
Lisa: No!
Homer Simpson: Pork chops?
Lisa: Dad, those all come from the same animal!
Homer Simpson: Heh heh heh ... ooh ... yeah ... right, Lisa. A wonderful ... magical animal.

Damnitall, that's my favorite quote!

Mmmmmm. Invisible Cola...

And anything from "Simpsons Hit & Run" -- Smashy, smashy!

- Pie

lookout123 · 10-01-2004, 02:51 PM

"oh that? that's german, for Die, Bart, Die."

"well, no one who speaks german could be evil."

breakingnews · 10-01-2004, 02:59 PM

How about ... the episode where Homer tries to win back Lisa by buying her a pony. This moment always makes me laugh so hard for no apparent reason.

[7:59 am: Homer walks into bedroom after working the graveyard shift at the Quik-E Mart]
Homer: Must ... sleeep ...
Marge: *grumbles*
[8 am: Alarm sounds]
Homer: Time to go to werrk ...

And then he falls asleep in the car, and hits the steering wheel to deploy the airbag and uses it as a pillow. FUCKING HILARIOUS.

wolf · 10-01-2004, 10:08 PM

Oh, there are so many ...

From the "April Fool's" Episode:

In the flashback, where the origin of April Fool's is discussed, and the early Christian Flanders come to visit the late Pagan Simpsons ... "Heidiliho Pagans! We've come to bring you some ram's blood for your godless ceremonies."

Then, of course, there is the moment of insight in "Homer Gets Fat" where Homer and Bart go to visit Dr Nick (who, incidentally, sounds exactly like an Emergency Room Physician I deal with) and he's explaining to Homer the rationale behind choosing foods that will help him meet his goal of going on disability for being fat ... "And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper.
If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain"

Roosta · 10-02-2004, 04:33 AM

The time travelling toaster episode is my fave too.
Fave homer quote: "Shut up brain, or i'll stab you with a Q-tip".

09-30-2004, 07:19 PM	#16
alphageek31337 Enemy Combatant/Evildoer Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Pittsburgh, PA Posts: 263	I can't believe you guys, of all people, haven't mentioned the waffle bart stuck to the ceiling that Homer thought was god... Marge: "Homer, that's not God, it's just a waffle stuck to the ceiling" <knocks it down with a broomstick> <Homer picks it up> Homer: " I know I should not eat thee..." <eats it anyway> "Mmmm....sacrelicious" Or, for that matter, "Mmmmmm....forbidden donut..." __________________ The individual has always had to struggle to keep from being overwhelmed by the tribe. If you try it, you will be lonely often, and sometimes frightened. But no price is too high to pay for the privilege of owning yourself. ---Friedrich Nietzsche

09-30-2004, 11:26 PM	#17
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	My favorite Homer moment is when Homer goes to Hell, and Satan has him hooked up to a donut force-feeding machine that stuffs about a dozen into his face at a time, and each time, Homer makes yummy noises, opens his mouth and says "more...mmmpfff...more...mmmpfff...more". Mr. Burns doing the take-off of "Be Our Guest" from "Beauty and the Beast" wherein he musically lauds his animal-skin wardrobe is also quite fine. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

10-01-2004, 10:26 AM	#19
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Tubthumping (Homer's version) I get knocked down I get knocked down again You're never gonna knock me down. [...] I take a whisky drink, I take a chocolate drink, And when I have to pee, I use the kitchen sink. I sing the song that reminds me I'm a urinating guy. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-01-2004, 10:26 AM	#20
smoothmoniker to live and die in LA Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 2,090	ralphie definitely gets the best one-liners re: tommaco, "This tastes like grandma" __________________ to live and die in LA

10-01-2004, 10:40 AM	#21
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	crowd booing mr burns: "BOOOO, BOOOOO, BOOOO" mr burns: "Smithers, are these people booing me?!" Smithers: " Uh, No, sir, I believe they are saying BOO-urns" Mr Burns to crowd: " Are you people saying 'Boo, or BOo-urns?'" Crowd: "BOOOOO!" Moleman: " I was saying 'Boo-urns'" the simpsons ROCK. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-01-2004, 05:46 AM	#18
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	I remember now, the very best is when Homer eats the insanity peppers and goes on an insanity pepper trip, off into the desert where he gets help from Johnny Cash. I agree w/spode... "See My Vest" is brilliant.

10-01-2004, 11:36 AM	#22
TheSnake Resident President Join Date: Aug 2004 Posts: 83	64 slices of american cheese...64...63......2.......wannnnn. The entire Bobo episode is really good. Wow, there are so many hilarious moments running through my head right now from other episodes, it's impossible to name them all. I'll say it again, "mmm, floor pie"

10-01-2004, 11:44 AM	#23
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	we could have a thread of just the funny things that follow MMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmm........ that right there is a testament to how much impact the show has had. The mmmm thing has become a recognized verbal device in everyday conversation. all time best would have to be "pointy" __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

10-01-2004, 11:51 AM	#24
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	Homer: "why, oh why, did i squish that fish?" time traveling toaster episode. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-01-2004, 02:51 PM	#27
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	"oh that? that's german, for Die, Bart, Die." "well, no one who speaks german could be evil." __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

10-01-2004, 02:59 PM	#28
breakingnews Q_Q Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: somewhere in between Posts: 995	How about ... the episode where Homer tries to win back Lisa by buying her a pony. This moment always makes me laugh so hard for no apparent reason. [7:59 am: Homer walks into bedroom after working the graveyard shift at the Quik-E Mart] Homer: Must ... sleeep ... Marge: grumbles [8 am: Alarm sounds] Homer: Time to go to werrk ... And then he falls asleep in the car, and hits the steering wheel to deploy the airbag and uses it as a pillow. FUCKING HILARIOUS.

10-01-2004, 10:08 PM	#29
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	Oh, there are so many ... From the "April Fool's" Episode: In the flashback, where the origin of April Fool's is discussed, and the early Christian Flanders come to visit the late Pagan Simpsons ... "Heidiliho Pagans! We've come to bring you some ram's blood for your godless ceremonies." Then, of course, there is the moment of insight in "Homer Gets Fat" where Homer and Bart go to visit Dr Nick (who, incidentally, sounds exactly like an Emergency Room Physician I deal with) and he's explaining to Homer the rationale behind choosing foods that will help him meet his goal of going on disability for being fat ... "And remember, if you're not sure about something, rub it against a piece of paper. If the paper turns clear, it's your window to weight gain" __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

10-02-2004, 04:33 AM	#30
Roosta Nutter. Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: England Posts: 221	The time travelling toaster episode is my fave too. Fave homer quote: "Shut up brain, or i'll stab you with a Q-tip".

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