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xoxoxoBruce · 03-05-2015, 10:43 AM

The handles... uh, ears.

lumberjim · 03-05-2015, 09:28 PM

I think she means the brain. Sex is 95% mental

Sundae · 03-06-2015, 03:42 AM

The fuck knows...

BigV · 03-06-2015, 09:23 AM

good point (does some quick arithmetic), that would cover about 95% of my thoughts.

Sheldonrs · 03-12-2015, 05:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lumberjim

I think she means the brain. Sex is 95% mental

95% of the guys I fuck are mental.

DanaC · 03-12-2015, 05:29 AM

.....and you've fucked 95% of mental guys right?

monster · 03-13-2015, 04:06 PM

New Cock!

xoxoxoBruce · 03-13-2015, 04:26 PM

Can't see the insurance company being eager to step up for that one.

lumberjim · 03-13-2015, 04:30 PM

they attached a baby elephant trunk to replace his lost schwanse. It's prehensile, sensitive and strong. The only problem is that it keeps cramming peanuts up his ass.

Gravdigr · 03-14-2015, 06:05 PM

Oh shit, that was funny.

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Griff · 03-15-2015, 08:29 AM

Just in time Grav, I've got an egg eating cock in the coop right now.

Gravdigr · 03-15-2015, 12:08 PM

Ooh, that's usually not a good thing.

Griff · 03-15-2015, 06:23 PM

Yeah, he ahhhhh... slipped on the ice today. He'll not be missed.

xoxoxoBruce · 03-15-2015, 11:37 PM

While always sad, especially for the slippee, it's not an uncommon occurrence.

Not a fit winter for man nor bird I tells ya.

Gravdigr · 03-16-2015, 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xoxoxoBruce

Not a fit winter for man nor bird I tells ya.

Paraphrasing W.C. Fields, I see.

03-05-2015, 10:43 AM	#16
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	The handles... uh, ears. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-05-2015, 09:28 PM	#17
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	I think she means the brain. Sex is 95% mental __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-06-2015, 03:42 AM	#18
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	The fuck knows... __________________ Life's hard you know, so strike a pose on a Cadillac

03-06-2015, 09:23 AM	#19
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	good point (does some quick arithmetic), that would cover about 95% of my thoughts. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

03-13-2015, 04:06 PM	#22
monster I hear them call the tide Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Perpetual Chaos Posts: 30,852	New Cock! __________________ The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity Amelia Earhart

03-13-2015, 04:26 PM	#23
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	Can't see the insurance company being eager to step up for that one. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

03-13-2015, 04:30 PM	#24
lumberjim I can hear my ears Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 25,571	they attached a baby elephant trunk to replace his lost schwanse. It's prehensile, sensitive and strong. The only problem is that it keeps cramming peanuts up his ass. __________________ This body holding me reminds me of my own mortality Embrace this moment, remember We are eternal, all this pain is an illusion ~MJKeenan

03-14-2015, 06:05 PM	#25
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Oh shit, that was funny. For that you earn a prize: __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-15-2015, 08:29 AM	#26
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Just in time Grav, I've got an egg eating cock in the coop right now. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-15-2015, 12:08 PM	#27
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Ooh, that's usually not a good thing. __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

03-15-2015, 06:23 PM	#28
Griff still says videotape Join Date: Feb 2001 Posts: 26,813	Yeah, he ahhhhh... slipped on the ice today. He'll not be missed. __________________ If you would only recognize that life is hard, things would be so much easier for you. - Louis D. Brandeis

03-15-2015, 11:37 PM	#29
xoxoxoBruce The future is unwritten Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 71,105	While always sad, especially for the slippee, it's not an uncommon occurrence. Not a fit winter for man nor bird I tells ya. __________________ The descent of man ~ Nixon, Friedman, Reagan, Trump.

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