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02-08-2018, 03:10 PM | #16 |
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It's a long story. There was alcohol involved, inhibitions were lowered, ankles were grabbed...
I was making it rain when the rescue squad showed up. And then the emus got loose. There was this whole, thing. I'm never going back to that dentist.
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02-08-2018, 03:36 PM | #17 |
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Why did the rescue squad show up?
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02-08-2018, 03:53 PM | #18 |
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they had more singles?
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02-08-2018, 04:00 PM | #19 |
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Well, they come out with the fire department.
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02-08-2018, 04:07 PM | #20 |
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Why was the Fire Department there?
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02-08-2018, 04:31 PM | #21 |
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Someone called them to get the cow outta the tree.
Why call the fire dept to get a cow out of a tree? BECAUSE IT WAS ON FIRE!!!!!
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02-08-2018, 04:45 PM | #22 |
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Why was the poor cow on fire?
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02-08-2018, 06:21 PM | #23 |
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02-08-2018, 07:43 PM | #24 |
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She wasn't actually on fire. Her dress was just orange. and 'cow' is not very nice.
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02-08-2018, 09:25 PM | #25 |
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"...not very nice"??? It was an udder fantasy!
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02-08-2018, 11:44 PM | #26 | |
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02-10-2018, 02:10 AM | #27 |
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It's what happens when you shoot a cow in the face with a flaming squirrel.
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02-10-2018, 04:50 AM | #28 |
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Now there is a flaming squirrel. I really must know what happend.
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02-10-2018, 07:24 AM | #29 |
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Well, it took a while to build up his confidence, but eventually he came out of the squirrel closet with his feather boa flying proudly in the wind behind him.
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02-11-2018, 02:42 PM | #30 |
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His name is Raoul.
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