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Old 11-09-2003, 12:48 PM   #16
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Thanks everyone! :) We just got released from the hospital and are now home. I have some pictures ready, and a couple of them are really good. But we've still got stuff to do here, so I'll post them a little bit later. :)
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Old 11-09-2003, 12:55 PM   #17
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What's this "we" shit? It's not like you were admitted...unless it was for mental reasons.
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Old 11-09-2003, 01:15 PM   #18
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If he doesn't do the "we" thing ... Mrs. Juju, who held off during delivery from ripping his head off and ejecting placenta down his neck will do so now.
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Old 11-09-2003, 03:51 PM   #19
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Okay, I'm just going to post these two pictures into this thread. Then, there are two other pictures that I am <i>just</i> going to link to. They are REALLY gross, so don't click on the links unless you expect that. Even though they are gross, though, they're still really interesting pictures.

NSFW pictures:
http://comp.uark.edu/~dmorton/images..._delivery2.jpg
http://comp.uark.edu/~dmorton/images..._delivery3.jpg



SFW pictures:


This was taken the day that Kathy delivered.

My mom is a Labor and Delivery nurse with 23 years of experience, so we stayed home until Kathy was dilated 6 centimeters. Once you get there, they put wires and attachments into almost every orifice of your body, so it's much better to stay home as long as it remains safe to do so.

The labor lasted from 4am (CST) on the 7th to 10:55pm on the 7th. The actual "pushing" part only lasted 15 minutes.



This is blurry because it's from my cheap digital camera. I have other non-blurry pictures, but the baby looks a lot better now than it did immedately after it was born. even after cleaning it off. On the other hand, maybe the difference in the other pictures is just because of the lighting in the room at the time. Anyway, there she is!

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Old 11-09-2003, 04:44 PM   #20
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Precious!!! (even the scary fresh out of the womb pics were cool ... was the umbilicus wrapped around her foot, or did that just kinda happen in the delivery?)
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Old 11-09-2003, 05:39 PM   #21
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Yeah, it was wrapped around her foot when she came out. I think that may be why she remained so high up in the uterous. They had to break out the forceps to pull her out.
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Old 11-09-2003, 05:40 PM   #22
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Great pics. But man, Mrs. Dallas would have had my head (and probably a couple or three other body parts) on a plate if I'd had a camera in the delivery room that close to her.
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Old 11-09-2003, 05:52 PM   #23
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AAAAWWWWWWW!!
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Old 11-09-2003, 06:26 PM   #24
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The best picture of all of 'em is the first one.
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Old 11-09-2003, 06:39 PM   #25
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I like babies.
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Old 11-09-2003, 06:45 PM   #26
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I like looking at other peoples' babies, then going back to my simple life that I can sleep uninterrupted
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Old 11-09-2003, 06:50 PM   #27
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Man, those pics take me back about 22.5 years. I've got some just about like it, only worse. Or, rather, I should say I *had* some pics like it...they went with the mother. She kept the pictures and I kept the kid. Seems like a fair trade to me.

Congrats again to both of you, Juju. Now, the hard work begins!
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Old 11-09-2003, 06:52 PM   #28
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BTW...who determined when Kathy was dilated 6 cm before you went to the hospital??
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Old 11-09-2003, 07:12 PM   #29
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My mom. :)
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Old 11-09-2003, 07:13 PM   #30
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She IS a professional.
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