What would you do if you only had 25 hours to live? - Page 2

Elspode · 08-28-2008, 06:44 PM

Gonna have to with one more hour of fucking, I guess.

Sundae · 08-29-2008, 05:38 AM

Oh an extra hour?
That changes everything!

Here is my leaving post, which I've had an extra hour to work on.

Dear all
I am going to be dead within 25 hours. Please don't be offended if I haven't PMd you - I want to spend as much time as possible enjoying my last day. Live long and prosper, bye.

PS - I never did forgive Flint about the bollards

Ibby · 08-29-2008, 05:50 AM

I would pull in every single favor i can, do every single thing i can...
cuz i'm not dying a virgin.

And that's all 25 hours right there... and then some. I'm not gettin' any that quickly huh.

Undertoad · 08-29-2008, 07:29 AM

Yabbut only because the "I've only got 25 hours to live" is so hack. They've heard that one before.

DanaC · 08-29-2008, 07:32 AM

I did actually have a boyfriend when I was 15 who tried to get me into bed by telling me he was dying.

Shawnee123 · 08-29-2008, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Sundae Girl

Oh an extra hour?
That changes everything!

Here is my leaving post, which I've had an extra hour to work on.

Dear all
I am going to be dead within 25 hours. Please don't be offended if I haven't PMd you - I want to spend as much time as possible enjoying my last day. Live long and prosper, bye.

PS - I never did forgive Flint about the bollards

lmao @ the bollards. I had forgotten about the whole rising bollard debate...it was lost in the plane on a treadmill debacle. Must go find...

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Originally Posted by DanaC

I did actually have a boyfriend when I was 15 who tried to get me into bed by telling me he was dying.

There has to be some kind of special poetic justice for that bold move. Did he later lose his penis to leprosy or something?

lookout123 · 08-29-2008, 10:45 AM

No, he actually did die the next day. Blue balls are a bitch.

Griff · 08-29-2008, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Undertoad

Yabbut only because the "I've only got 25 hours to live" is so hack. They've heard that one before.

Get a doctor's note.

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Originally Posted by lookout123

No, he actually did die the next day. Blue balls are a bitch.

*rimshot*

TheMercenary · 08-29-2008, 10:53 AM

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Originally Posted by lookout123

To Whom It May Concern:

Although I've been a devoted and humble Dwellar for the past ________ hours/days/years, I feel I have to leave for my own health/sanity/happiness. I have always been a very ___________ dwellar, doing my best to be polite and courteous. As time goes on I feel teh Cellar is becoming more ________, due to UT/Bruce's unwillingness to moderate _________. ________, ________,________, and __________ make the cellar very unfriendly to ________ posters. Everyone feels this way but they are afraid to say so because of the Cool Kid's Clique, just ask ________ who is the only <strike> sock puppet</strike> dwellar who has come to my defense during all of this fighting.

Please delete my username and all of my posts, I won't be back. (don't block my IP though, I'm just sayin') ________ thank you for always being so caring and honest, and defending me from the cool kids. Take care of yourself and don't let _____ and ______ drag you down.

To the rest of you EFF OFF!

Best wishes,

__________

tw should be in there somewhere.

Trilby · 08-29-2008, 01:01 PM

thanks, Shawnee for trying to help me turn Sheldon un-gay for us, but, as it seems, he's truly, TRULY going to stay gay. HEY SHELDON? EVER HEAR OF CONTEMPT PRIOR TO INVESTIGATION? HUH!?

j/k, though, dude, you are a hottie.

With that extra hour...I'd write everyone I love a poem. Even you guys.
now that's a gift that will haunt you forever!

Shawnee123 · 08-29-2008, 01:04 PM

Get a head start...there's a limerick thread that's just itchin' to be wrote in.

Sheldonrs · 08-30-2008, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

thanks, Shawnee for trying to help me turn Sheldon un-gay for us, but, as it seems, he's truly, TRULY going to stay gay. HEY SHELDON? EVER HEAR OF CONTEMPT PRIOR TO INVESTIGATION? HUH!?
....:

Pffft! With 25 hours to live, what can ya do to me? Send me to jail where I can get gang banged? lol!!!

Trilby · 08-30-2008, 02:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheldonrs

Pffft! With 25 hours to live, what can ya do to me? Send me to jail where I can get gang banged? lol!!!

Heavens, no! We would just cuddle you and kiss you soft, on the mouth.

Sheldonrs · 08-30-2008, 03:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Heavens, no! We would just cuddle you and kiss you soft, on the mouth.

What part of 25 hours to live do you not understand?!!!! lol!!!

Griff · 08-30-2008, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Brianna

Heavens, no! We would just cuddle you and kiss you soft, on the mouth.

Bri you're confusing being gay with not being a dude.

08-28-2008, 06:44 PM	#16
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Gonna have to with one more hour of fucking, I guess. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

08-29-2008, 05:50 AM	#18
Ibby erika Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: "the high up north" Posts: 6,127	I would pull in every single favor i can, do every single thing i can... cuz i'm not dying a virgin. And that's all 25 hours right there... and then some. I'm not gettin' any that quickly huh. __________________ not really back, you didn't see me, i was never here shhhhhh

08-29-2008, 10:45 AM	#22
lookout123 changed his status to single Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Right behind you. No, the other side. Posts: 10,308	No, he actually did die the next day. Blue balls are a bitch. __________________ Getting knocked down is no sin, it's not getting back up that's the sin

08-29-2008, 01:01 PM	#25
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	thanks, Shawnee for trying to help me turn Sheldon un-gay for us, but, as it seems, he's truly, TRULY going to stay gay. HEY SHELDON? EVER HEAR OF CONTEMPT PRIOR TO INVESTIGATION? HUH!? j/k, though, dude, you are a hottie. With that extra hour...I'd write everyone I love a poem. Even you guys. now that's a gift that will haunt you forever! __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

08-29-2008, 01:04 PM	#26
Shawnee123 Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya? Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 21,206	Get a head start...there's a limerick thread that's just itchin' to be wrote in. __________________ A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice. --Bill Cosby

08-29-2008, 05:38 AM	#17
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Oh an extra hour? That changes everything! Here is my leaving post, which I've had an extra hour to work on. Dear all I am going to be dead within 25 hours. Please don't be offended if I haven't PMd you - I want to spend as much time as possible enjoying my last day. Live long and prosper, bye. PS - I never did forgive Flint about the bollards

08-29-2008, 07:29 AM	#19
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	Yabbut only because the "I've only got 25 hours to live" is so hack. They've heard that one before.

08-29-2008, 07:32 AM	#20
DanaC We have to go back, Kate! Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Yorkshire Posts: 25,964	I did actually have a boyfriend when I was 15 who tried to get me into bed by telling me he was dying.

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