What are the bad things you want? - Page 2

Trilby · 05-16-2006, 04:35 PM

Weren't you banned from Brianna's House of Pleasure?

Ah, hell. You can come in!

Now. What's number three?

SteveDallas · 05-16-2006, 04:48 PM

I don't know. I mean, it'd have to be something you didn't already know about, and I'm not sure what that covers.

As for a real answer.... well, let's just say I have some violent fantasies about certain people.

skysidhe · 05-16-2006, 06:33 PM

mr noodle, I like your style.

alright, I was stretching in my imagination for some bad stuff too.

How about sneaking into the theater. When the attendant confronts me I hand him/her a 100 dollar bill and ask him to please buy me a ticket and keep the change.

Kagen4o4 · 05-16-2006, 06:48 PM

briannas inner thighs as ear warmers.

thrillhouse · 05-16-2006, 07:13 PM

i want to spank someone. . . . he knows who he might be. . . .

DucksNuts · 05-16-2006, 11:52 PM

Hmmm, well shit, i cant think of anything.

Spexxvet · 05-17-2006, 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

A strapon would require no one less than Jessica Alba. Knightley would have to be on the bottom like everyone else.

edit: yes, I just put in writing that I'd let Jessica Alba have her way with me, no matter how degrading. Call me, Jess.

Ok, a Jessica Alba blumpkin for Mr. Mo-fucking-hammed Noodle.

I'd like to have...

...I'd like to have....

...I'd like to have Raquel Welch dropped on top of me. (Monty Python)

I'd like to have a threesome with Brianna and Cheyenne. But don't tell them.

Elspode · 05-17-2006, 02:57 PM

And now, for the winning entry in this thread:

I want my wife's grandfather to live until at least June 2nd, because if he passes before that, it will greatly inconvenience me.

There. I've said it. How could *anyone* want anything worse than that? I am morally reprehensible and should be stoned in the street.

glatt · 05-17-2006, 03:31 PM

Could be worse, you could be wishing for his death. Nothing wrong with wishing for his life.

Elspode · 05-17-2006, 03:46 PM

Yeah, but I'm doing it for selfish reasons. Truly, the man deserves rest and peace. He's been suffering from emphysema for several years now, and this past year has been just awful. At last report, he is constantly feeling as though he cannot get his breath even though his sats are good, and he claims that he is in terrible, constant pain.

I should be wishing for mercy and gentle passing for him courtesy of his God, and not worrying about my petty problems at all.

mrnoodle · 05-17-2006, 03:55 PM

Don't feel too bad about it. There's inconvenience, and there's Inconvenience. A death throws everything into an uproar; while there's not really any way to plan around one, you can hope for a lull in the action before starting on the emotional rollercoaster.

skysidhe · 05-17-2006, 03:58 PM

They say life is for the living. There's no ill will for wanting it to go smoothly.

Cheyenne · 05-17-2006, 04:12 PM

I want my Boss. He is married so it is a nono. Every time we talk i get "those" feelings. When he visits my office i get turned on like you can not believe. If not for an EEO scare I would plant my lips right on his. Dayam he is yumskers!

mrnoodle · 05-17-2006, 04:22 PM

I told you, my office is open anytime. Stop fighting it. I want you too. *pucker*

Cheyenne · 05-17-2006, 04:24 PM

promise not to file an EEO against me?

05-16-2006, 04:35 PM	#16
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Weren't you banned from Brianna's House of Pleasure? Ah, hell. You can come in! Now. What's number three? __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

05-16-2006, 06:48 PM	#19
Kagen4o4 The Sheriff of Nothingland Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Melbourne, Aus Posts: 1,794	briannas inner thighs as ear warmers. __________________ something we both can enjoy??

05-16-2006, 07:13 PM	#20
thrillhouse spoonful of bologna Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: salvation holdout central Posts: 333	i want to spank someone. . . . he knows who he might be. . . . __________________ i'm drinking stars

05-17-2006, 02:57 PM	#23
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	And now, for the winning entry in this thread: I want my wife's grandfather to live until at least June 2nd, because if he passes before that, it will greatly inconvenience me. There. I've said it. How could anyone want anything worse than that? I am morally reprehensible and should be stoned in the street. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-17-2006, 03:46 PM	#25
Elspode When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Raytown, Missouri Posts: 12,719	Yeah, but I'm doing it for selfish reasons. Truly, the man deserves rest and peace. He's been suffering from emphysema for several years now, and this past year has been just awful. At last report, he is constantly feeling as though he cannot get his breath even though his sats are good, and he claims that he is in terrible, constant pain. I should be wishing for mercy and gentle passing for him courtesy of his God, and not worrying about my petty problems at all. __________________ "To those of you who are wearing ties, I think my dad would appreciate it if you took them off." - Robert Moog

05-16-2006, 04:48 PM	#17
SteveDallas Your Bartender Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Philly Burbs, PA Posts: 7,651	I don't know. I mean, it'd have to be something you didn't already know about, and I'm not sure what that covers. As for a real answer.... well, let's just say I have some violent fantasies about certain people.

05-16-2006, 06:33 PM	#18
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	mr noodle, I like your style. alright, I was stretching in my imagination for some bad stuff too. How about sneaking into the theater. When the attendant confronts me I hand him/her a 100 dollar bill and ask him to please buy me a ticket and keep the change.

05-16-2006, 11:52 PM	#21
DucksNuts Bitchy Little Brat Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Queensland, Australia Posts: 5,067	Hmmm, well shit, i cant think of anything.

05-17-2006, 03:31 PM	#24
glatt ™ Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Arlington, VA Posts: 27,717	Could be worse, you could be wishing for his death. Nothing wrong with wishing for his life.

05-17-2006, 03:55 PM	#26
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Don't feel too bad about it. There's inconvenience, and there's Inconvenience. A death throws everything into an uproar; while there's not really any way to plan around one, you can hope for a lull in the action before starting on the emotional rollercoaster. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-17-2006, 03:58 PM	#27
skysidhe ~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~ Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 6,828	They say life is for the living. There's no ill will for wanting it to go smoothly.

05-17-2006, 04:12 PM	#28
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	I want my Boss. He is married so it is a nono. Every time we talk i get "those" feelings. When he visits my office i get turned on like you can not believe. If not for an EEO scare I would plant my lips right on his. Dayam he is yumskers! __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

05-17-2006, 04:22 PM	#29
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	I told you, my office is open anytime. Stop fighting it. I want you too. pucker __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

05-17-2006, 04:24 PM	#30
Cheyenne Operations Operative Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: http://www.kevinlahey.com/mt.html Posts: 616	promise not to file an EEO against me? __________________ ~What Flows From Your Fingertips Is A Reflection Of Your Heart~~ Chey~~

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