A yogurt store near me got robbed - Page 2

footfootfoot · 08-04-2011, 08:57 AM

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

This reminds me of those golfer bandits. They would run into a convenience store and knock everything off the shelves with golf clubs and chase everyone out. Then they'd empty the registers. And they always wore izods and those hats with the pompom on top...

... and those long shorts...... Damn, what're they called again?

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Originally Posted by kerosene

knickers?

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Originally Posted by jimhelm

No, they were White Guys......

Say goodnight Gracie...

jimhelm · 08-04-2011, 09:36 AM

:rimshot:

Clodfobble · 08-04-2011, 09:46 AM

High waters? That's what we used to call them in high school, anyway.

jimhelm · 08-04-2011, 10:01 AM

joke's over, folks. nothing else to see here. move along.

infinite monkey · 08-04-2011, 10:03 AM

Thank god.

Undertoad · 08-08-2011, 01:33 PM

And the answer is:

http://www.timesherald.com/articles/...8088794231.txt

18-year-old, stole the Audi TT from near his house. The gun: not an MP5 after all, but an Airsoft BB-type replica. (You could put an eye out! But instead you'll be prosecuted as if you had the real gun.)

He robbed a pizza place four days after the yogurt place. No major crime operation here, just a random moron with bad parents and a shitty plan.

The story came out today which means they probably got him the same day of the pizza robbery.

08-04-2011, 09:36 AM	#17
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08-04-2011, 09:46 AM	#18
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08-04-2011, 10:01 AM	#19
jimhelm a beautiful fool Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: 39.939705 Posts: 4,504	joke's over, folks. nothing else to see here. move along. __________________ There's a Shadow just behind me. Shrouding every step I take. Making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. _tool

08-04-2011, 10:03 AM	#20
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Thank god.

08-08-2011, 01:33 PM	#21
Undertoad Radical Centrist Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Cottage of Prussia Posts: 31,423	And the answer is: http://www.timesherald.com/articles/...8088794231.txt 18-year-old, stole the Audi TT from near his house. The gun: not an MP5 after all, but an Airsoft BB-type replica. (You could put an eye out! But instead you'll be prosecuted as if you had the real gun.) He robbed a pizza place four days after the yogurt place. No major crime operation here, just a random moron with bad parents and a shitty plan. The story came out today which means they probably got him the same day of the pizza robbery.

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