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Old 10-17-2006, 04:53 AM   #16
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You never burned your thumb.

LIAR LIAR THUMB ON FIRE!!!
OMG - you coulda warned me!! I snorted Zero out my nose and it hurts like hell!!!! plus its particularly unattractive.


1) I once got caught doing the deed in a casino elevator, then had the video evidence replayed back to me

2) I'm utterly pathetic

3) I have a third nipple
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Old 10-19-2006, 03:43 PM   #17
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So, do we tell which one is the lie or just let the people guess?
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Old 10-19-2006, 05:49 PM   #18
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Just leave it hanging out there in limbo iggy
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Old 10-21-2006, 02:29 AM   #19
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1. I'm a lesbo in disguise

2. I go on dates with chicks all the time

3. I love my husband
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Old 10-21-2006, 04:49 AM   #20
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Ohhh, I reckon I could figure yours out Ali.
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Old 10-21-2006, 04:51 AM   #21
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lol...it's not too hard I don't reckon
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Old 10-21-2006, 04:51 AM   #22
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I pick number 2 as your lie...and not just cause I'm a butt muncher. lol
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Old 10-21-2006, 04:59 AM   #23
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Dohduh (thats the Family Feud Buzzer)

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3) I find those who use this thread as a way of advertising their presumed sexual magnetism utterly pathetic.
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Old 10-21-2006, 05:01 AM   #24
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lol...ok...must be the third nipple. Everyone's done it in an elevator before haven't they?
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Old 10-21-2006, 05:02 AM   #25
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my brother has three nipples...and half a brain. I guess that's compensation for you.
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Old 10-21-2006, 05:09 AM   #26
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I'm tipping most people have, why dont they have a little club for that?? like the high mile club but for elevator bonking....what would you call it??

The mortifying bit was having it played back, but it made my umm...accomplice's chest puff out
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Old 10-21-2006, 05:11 AM   #27
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the 100m high club?
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Old 10-21-2006, 05:12 AM   #28
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my 'accomplice' and I got kicked out of the casino here for doing it in the elevator. It should have been embarrassing, but we were pissed, so we laughed.
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Old 10-21-2006, 05:14 AM   #29
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not so creative under the influence huh?
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Old 10-21-2006, 05:16 AM   #30
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They stopped the elevator and opened the doors. Security was waiting for us. lol They were laughing too. Didn't make for a very serious ejection.
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