celebrities I would intentionally leave stranded with no toilet paper - Page 2

SteveDallas · 11-05-2008, 04:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know." -L.R.

She's got a point. Every quality musician spends a lot of time interrogating the audience on their political and religious views. Going out and putting as much of your psyche into your performance as you can is strictly for amateurs.

Bruce 9012 · 11-05-2008, 05:06 PM

Angelina Jolie-Pitt...they are both Tools

Bruce 9012 · 11-05-2008, 05:09 PM

I forgot about Dr.Phil.....tool....

dar512 · 11-05-2008, 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Undertoad

"It's a real conflict for me when I go to a concert and find out somebody in the audience is a Republican or fundamental Christian. It can cloud my enjoyment. I'd rather not know." -L.R.

Yeah, I'm with you on this one. I just can't tolerate intolerance.

footfootfoot · 11-05-2008, 07:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shawnee123

Ooh ooh ooh...Pie, can I borrow your Celine Dion for a second?

Seriously...she HAS to go!

Tell her to hold it, I'm not pulling over until we get to a rest area.

Pie · 11-05-2008, 07:50 PM

Take my Celine... Please.

Adding:
Gordon Ramsay
Joe the Plumber
Bobby Flay

Sundae · 11-05-2008, 09:07 PM

Sorry Pie. You can skip out on Gordon Ramsey if you like, but I'll be in the next stall, handing my spare roll under the partition.

He could cook for me any day.
He'd make the top 5 list of chefs I'd sleep with. And there are about 15! Except like the rest of them he's a committed husband and father. Damn those fertile, loyal, talented men.

Aliantha · 11-05-2008, 09:11 PM

Gordon Ramsey is an arsehole. What's he need toilet paper for anyway?

Aliantha · 11-05-2008, 09:12 PM

On second thought, since he's such and arsehole, maybe a good dose of toilet paper might clean some of his shit up.

Sundae · 11-05-2008, 09:15 PM

Ticks all my boxes.
Self confident. Loves food. Intelligent. Amusing. Opinionated. Cares where his food is coming from. Strong family values. COOKS.

Nom.

Aliantha · 11-05-2008, 09:16 PM

Makes his money from abusing those with no power and using foul language to intimidate.

Sundae · 11-05-2008, 09:23 PM

Nahhhhhhhhhhh.
Do you get The F Word? Bunch of A&E doctors won the last series. Why? Because they simply weren't fazed by the pressure.
And he was in awe of them because of what they did - he admitted that they could cope with his world and he could not cope with theirs (all female btw, if it makes a difference)

I've worked in kitchens - it's not an easy life. The Chef I worked under was a monster, and I was only a service waitress (luckily he took a shine to me).

He's like a Sergeant Major - with an on-job and off-job persona, and both necessary to get the work done.

Aliantha · 11-05-2008, 09:25 PM

Yeah I know all about that sort of thing. I just don't care if he's a good chef or not, and I don't like the format of his shows.

He comes off as a real bore...and a rude one at that. Nope sorry, nothing you say will change my mind on this one. I can't stand the man.

Sundae · 11-05-2008, 09:29 PM

Ah well, I'll just have to have him them

Although for the record I'd prefer Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. But he probably wipes on dock leaves already.

Aliantha · 11-05-2008, 09:29 PM

You're welcome to him.

11-05-2008, 07:50 PM	#21
Pie Gone and done Join Date: Sep 2001 Posts: 4,808	Take my Celine... Please. Adding: Gordon Ramsay Joe the Plumber Bobby Flay __________________ per·son \ˈpər-sən\ (noun) - an ephemeral collection of small, irrational decisions The fun thing about evolution (and science in general) is that it happens whether you believe in it or not.

11-05-2008, 09:07 PM	#22
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sorry Pie. You can skip out on Gordon Ramsey if you like, but I'll be in the next stall, handing my spare roll under the partition. He could cook for me any day. He'd make the top 5 list of chefs I'd sleep with. And there are about 15! Except like the rest of them he's a committed husband and father. Damn those fertile, loyal, talented men. Last edited by Sundae; 11-05-2008 at 09:12 PM.

11-05-2008, 09:11 PM	#23
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Gordon Ramsey is an arsehole. What's he need toilet paper for anyway? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-05-2008, 09:12 PM	#24
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	On second thought, since he's such and arsehole, maybe a good dose of toilet paper might clean some of his shit up. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-05-2008, 09:16 PM	#26
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Makes his money from abusing those with no power and using foul language to intimidate. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-05-2008, 05:06 PM	#17
Bruce 9012 Living in the blast crater Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dayton, Oh Posts: 123	Angelina Jolie-Pitt...they are both Tools

11-05-2008, 05:09 PM	#18
Bruce 9012 Living in the blast crater Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: Dayton, Oh Posts: 123	I forgot about Dr.Phil.....tool....

11-05-2008, 09:15 PM	#25
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ticks all my boxes. Self confident. Loves food. Intelligent. Amusing. Opinionated. Cares where his food is coming from. Strong family values. COOKS. Nom.

11-05-2008, 09:23 PM	#27
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Nahhhhhhhhhhh. Do you get The F Word? Bunch of A&E doctors won the last series. Why? Because they simply weren't fazed by the pressure. And he was in awe of them because of what they did - he admitted that they could cope with his world and he could not cope with theirs (all female btw, if it makes a difference) I've worked in kitchens - it's not an easy life. The Chef I worked under was a monster, and I was only a service waitress (luckily he took a shine to me). He's like a Sergeant Major - with an on-job and off-job persona, and both necessary to get the work done.

11-05-2008, 09:25 PM	#28
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Yeah I know all about that sort of thing. I just don't care if he's a good chef or not, and I don't like the format of his shows. He comes off as a real bore...and a rude one at that. Nope sorry, nothing you say will change my mind on this one. I can't stand the man. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

11-05-2008, 09:29 PM	#29
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Ah well, I'll just have to have him them Although for the record I'd prefer Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall. But he probably wipes on dock leaves already.

11-05-2008, 09:29 PM	#30
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	You're welcome to him. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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