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Old 10-14-2009, 04:11 PM   #1
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How about if you push a button and someone you don't know gets Herpes?
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Old 10-13-2009, 12:35 PM   #2
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Which is why I have to go back to my initial reaction: of course I would not.

If I could pick who kicked it, it'd be different. No, I would never know if I killed someone awesome, someone who was dying anyway, someone who was horrible...so I could never choose the benefit to ME over the consequence, because I don't know who would be the dead result of the consequence.

Of course, the dead fucker wouldn't care, but the dead fucker might have some really nice family and friends.

just my .02 cents.
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Old 10-13-2009, 12:42 PM   #3
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No. No matter how you dress it up, it's still killing an innocent person -- at least innocent as far as you're concerned.
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Old 10-13-2009, 12:44 PM   #4
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That was also one of the plots of the last Batman movie.
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Old 10-13-2009, 12:52 PM   #5
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While I don't give two shits about anyone who isn't mine (by virtue of my loving them), there's a huge gap between refusing to help the guy who's on fire and setting the guy on fire.

I don't think I'd push that button.
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:37 PM   #6
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I'd push the button halfway, take my $500,000, and walk away guiltless.
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Old 10-13-2009, 03:53 PM   #7
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I'd reverse-engineer the button.

Then, I'd use my powers for awesome!
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Old 10-13-2009, 08:46 PM   #8
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I'd be sending "hisses" in morse code (.... .. ... ... . ...) with that baby for hours.

There are far too many humans, and I want to be rich. You got a problem with that? Just hold on a tick, I've got something for you... [press press press press]...


Nah, all BS. I would not press.
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Old 10-13-2009, 09:11 PM   #9
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I'd be sending "hisses" in morse code (.... .. ... ... . ...) with that baby for hours.

There are far too many humans, and I want to be rich. You got a problem with that? Just hold on a tick, I've got something for you... [press press press press]...


Nah, all BS. I would not press.
We knew that.
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Old 10-13-2009, 10:41 PM   #10
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I'd hit the button 5 times! gimme my 5 million, bitch!
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Old 10-13-2009, 10:44 PM   #11
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a friend i posed this question to says:

Quote:
I'd keep hitting it until I actually got to see someone fall down
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Old 10-14-2009, 02:36 AM   #12
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For those who would push ... how many times would you push?

One million isn't really enough. Two is scraping. But if you've already killed three or four random strangers, why worry about more?
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:22 AM   #13
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I was thinking about this question, and it occured to me that the word 'know' should be defined before you make your decision.

What I mean is, what if it kills the old man who walks up the street to get his paper every day and gives you a wave as he goes by? You don't really 'know' him, but you do sort of 'know' him in a way, but not in any meaningful way.

So, are the people you see on the street safe, or are they fair game?
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Old 10-14-2009, 03:23 AM   #14
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I wouldn't push the button by the way, regardless of the terms. I don't agree with capital punishment, so it'd make me a hypocrite if I'd kill someone for nothing wouldn't it.
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Old 10-14-2009, 06:31 AM   #15
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You call a million bucks nothing?
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