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08-04-2010, 05:45 AM
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still says videotape
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Sized right for your Party approved family! *
*The makers of these comments recognize the seriousness of overpopulation and believe a two legged sheep would be an awesome house pet replacing an unapproved human quite nicely.
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08-04-2010, 07:56 AM
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Ender of Vendors
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Hey! You filtered my post to change you to ewe! Oh, you so funny guys....
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08-04-2010, 07:54 AM
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Ender of Vendors
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Ok, this is one IOTD that ewe need video of.
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08-04-2010, 08:02 AM
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Discontinued Breakfast Food
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Location: Coastal Maine, USA
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Much like our own lives, if you are healthy and strong, you get enslaved to your job. If you are deformed, you get to hop along like Quasimodo, only in this case Esmeralda is a Chinese sheep farmer.
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08-04-2010, 08:11 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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Location: Badelaide, Baustralia
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Mary had a little lamb
it's fleece as white as dioxin and every where that Mary went she rued that nasty toxin.
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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08-04-2010, 08:34 AM
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Doctor Wtf
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[old]
What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! [/joke]
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Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl. |
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08-04-2010, 06:21 PM
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has a second hand user title
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Mary had a little lamb
her father beat it dead now Mary takes her lamb to school upon a slice of bread
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08-04-2010, 06:31 PM
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lives inside a Mobius strip
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Long ears? [check]
Hops? [check] Looks like a fuzzy chick? [check] Lamb wool? [check] Colored eggs? [ x ] Darn. I thought we had the Ultimate Easter Animal here.
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08-04-2010, 09:27 PM
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(marsupial with backward-facing pouch)
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Mary had a little lamb
She kept it in a bucket And every time the lamb got out Her dog would try to put it back.
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08-04-2010, 11:32 PM
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Do-er of Deeds
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Wombat wins
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08-05-2010, 05:04 AM
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Professor
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Mary had a little lamb
Its head stuck out its ass And everywhere that Mary went The crowd rolled in the grass. |
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08-05-2010, 08:53 AM
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Coronation Incarnate
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Location: perth, australia
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Emewe
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08-06-2010, 01:58 PM
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Why, you're a regular Alfred E Einstein, ain't ya?
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Bah!
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