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Old 10-17-2003, 03:07 AM   #16
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I really don't think you DO have specialists in many different areas. On the contrary, it is my assertation that this "cellar" is entirely composed of a group of 7 government agents each with 154 different "handles" like "brucexoxoxo" and "dave" and "juju". They then use this forum to control the thoughts and directions of the millions who read these comments on a day to day basis.

Furthermore, I think that the tinfoil hat I am wearing has protected me from the mind controls that you "people" are trying to perpetrate upon my person. i can, therefore expose you to the afore mentioned millions. Thank you.
And "tw" is actually a 256-node beowolf cluster AI/expert system specializing in political sciences. He has a pain up and down his left side diodes, and get's cranky if he's not cleaned with DustOff[tm] every week. Heck, last week he spit out a ream of paper filled with the sentence: "All work and no aluminum tubes makes George Junior a mental midget".
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Old 10-17-2003, 04:22 PM   #17
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And "tw" is actually a 256-node beowolf cluster AI/expert system specializing in political sciences. He has a pain up and down his left side diodes, and get's cranky if he's not cleaned with DustOff[tm] every week. Heck, last week he spit out a ream of paper filled with the sentence: "All work and no aluminum tubes makes George Junior a mental midget".
Brilliant!
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Old 10-17-2003, 04:24 PM   #18
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Brilliant!
Isn't!
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Old 10-04-2004, 09:42 PM   #19
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How little things change. :p
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Old 10-05-2004, 07:20 AM   #20
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Chinese?
Isn't it obvious? lum berjim is a Zulu.
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Old 10-05-2004, 02:36 PM   #21
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Isn't it obvious? lum berjim is a Zulu.
What do you have against the Zulu's, Brianna?
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Old 10-06-2004, 04:43 PM   #22
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My aluminium headgear kept shredding in the shower. I had my head shaved and chromed instead. Buffs up like a bearing!!
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Old 10-06-2004, 05:58 PM   #23
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My aluminium headgear kept shredding in the shower. I had my head shaved and chromed instead. Buffs up like a bearing!!
GREAT image, Roosta!
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Old 10-06-2004, 06:23 PM   #24
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Why, thank you! My good lady says I look like a Van Der Graaf generator.
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