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Old 01-01-2014, 03:59 PM   #1
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Today's Birthdays: God, anonymous (93)
Hey, wait a minute. God gets 2 birthdays on Earth: one on Christmas and one on New Year's? Is that fair? We were created in His image but we only get one birthday. This sort of thing could get out of hand you know. Some Third Person might come along and lay claim to yet another birthday, like Valentine's Day or something, just because they're in the Spirit for another celebration. I don't want to encourage that sort of thing; so, I'll just wish Happy Birthday to anonymous ... D'oh!
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Old 01-05-2014, 06:45 PM   #2
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Hey, wait a minute. God gets 2 birthdays on Earth: one on Christmas and one on New Year's? Is that fair?,...
Don't see why not, it's pretty reasonable for the ccreator of the universe to have two birthdays, our Queen has two, her real shitty one (probably in the winter when it's cold and miserable), and another official one in the summer for Trooping The Colour.
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Old 01-30-2014, 08:38 AM   #3
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Old 01-31-2014, 12:22 AM   #4
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Hey, wait a minute. God gets 2 birthdays on Earth: one on Christmas and one on New Year's? Is that fair? We were created in His image but we only get one birthday.
Technically Christmas is the boy's birthday.

If you were born again, you'd have 2. It's up to you.
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Old 01-05-2014, 05:23 PM   #5
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Happy birthday John and the other you also.
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Old 01-30-2014, 08:46 AM   #6
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Old 01-30-2014, 10:18 AM   #7
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Happy Birthday to all of you old geezers that I have missed lately!
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Old 01-30-2014, 07:30 PM   #8
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Hope ya had a great day MTP.
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Old 01-31-2014, 06:22 AM   #9
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Old 01-31-2014, 06:51 AM   #10
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Old 02-23-2014, 12:39 PM   #11
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Old 02-23-2014, 12:49 PM   #12
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Old 02-23-2014, 01:25 PM   #13
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Old 02-23-2014, 01:57 PM   #14
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Oops, nearly missed it!
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