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			 twatfaced two legged bumhole 
			
			
			
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			No kidding!! Wassup fellas? I say the chicas go on strike until we see some man flesh. And no elbows or feet either, wiseachres!! We want quality.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			   
		
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			 The future is unwritten 
			
			
			
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			 Let me know if you want me to put them back up.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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			 Makes some feel uncomfortable 
			
			
			
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			Sorry, ladies. I would post some hot man flesh  pictures, but those terms are mutually exclusive in my case. More like WTF NSFAnybody thread material.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? 
			
			
			
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			I have already posted the best part of me - my nip.  Trust me, no one here wants to see the context. 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I'm much better viewed by pieces, rather than as a whole. Or, better yet, just read what I write, and construct your own fantasy pics from that. I assure you that it is better than the reality. 
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			 twatfaced two legged bumhole 
			
			
			
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			I enjoy the story as much as the pictures. Got any of you in a tux decked out for your buddies wedding? Sweaty and full of sawdust from working on your house? Greasy and oily from tinkering with your classic car? Those are more erotic to me than some meathead standing on the beach in a banana hammok.  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I can smell the WD-40, and I like it...  
		
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			 When Do I Get Virtual Unreality? 
			
			
			
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			I think I have some pics of me playing a guitar.  That's about as sweaty as I get when photographed.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
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			 Your Bartender 
			
			
			
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			Will pre-senior prom do it?
		 
		
		
		
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 Rather than take clothes off for the sawdust one, I put more on. It's from about a year ago.  | 
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			I have some younger pics of myself, but they are not NSFW... unless you count the fashions.
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 Operations Operative 
			
			
			
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			You're at the beach sunbathing under an umbrella when you spot me.  I'm making some pale nerd eat sand for offending my precarious sense of manhood.  You're disgusted beyond belief... however you cannot help but notice my bulging muscles, meaty head and bulging banana hammock.  You're still disgusted but incredibly interested.  Then the nerd starts to vomit up a bit of sand.  This causes your stomach to turn but you absolutely have to see more... 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	I should write to Penthouse letters shouldn't I? Gimme a week (when I'm back in my natural habitat) and I'll see about getting a pic.  | 
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		![]() Remember Josua Tree? ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm gonna' regret this... ![]() ![]() The last two were actually a modeling job... I did a couple. Some were pretty bad... the 80s were not my fault.  | 
	
		
		
		
		
			 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			
		
		
		
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			 Your Bartender 
			
			
			
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			Gosh, I wonder if we need to call Mr. Rat to come drive her home?  She may be incapacitated from all this . . .
		 
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
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			 twatfaced two legged bumhole 
			
			
			
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			I'd have gone to prom with either of you, SD and Glatt! 
		
		
		
		
		
		
			My fav of Rkz's is the rock in the middle of the stream one. Maybe it's the hat. I'd totally maul you right there on the banks of the bubbling brook.   I like the last one, it sort of reminds me of Phil Collins (hairline maybe). Maybe you mentioned it already, but what did you model for?
		
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			 I can hear my ears 
			
			
			
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				oh to be 21 again
			 
			
			
			i was hot for about 2 years when i was 20-21.
		 
		
		
		
			
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			 twatfaced two legged bumhole 
			
			
			
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			Frayed cutoffs!!!!  
		
		
		
		
		
		
			 
		
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