An entertainingly silly MMORPG - Page 18

Happy Monkey · 08-25-2005, 11:59 AM

Did you know that Salty Dogs are always cheap in BoozerBear's shop? They're not especially saly, but they are salty.

vsp · 08-25-2005, 01:08 PM

That's because Boozer is one of the foremost white-hat bugfinders in KoL's history, which is where he got millions of Salty Dogs in the first place.

But since the stats are:
* Salty Dog: 3-6 Adv, 4-5 Myst subpoints, 3 Drunkenness
* Especially Salty Dog: 9-15 Adv, ~40 Muscle AND Myst AND Moxie subpoints, 4 Drunkenness

It's not hard to see why ESDs are highly prized. They require brine, alas.

vsp · 08-29-2005, 09:32 AM

I went on an item-collecting spree with my latest incarnation today, thanks to the Canadian Mind-Control Machine. I now have the Vertebra of the Bonerdagon, the Boss Bat Britches, and the Glass Balls of the Goblin King.

Happy Monkey · 08-29-2005, 09:57 AM

I need to do a Mysticality sign some time...

I was just happy to get the Bonerdagon on a Mysticality day today (in hardcore).

vsp · 08-31-2005, 01:45 PM

Okay, I am now totally in love with the Dark Dungeon's potions. Once you dope out which is which, +25% Moxie, Muscle and/or Myst for 10 turns for chump change at the Mall? That is an absolute godsend for the Castle in the Sky.

Happy Monkey · 08-31-2005, 01:59 PM

Definitely. And since it changes with each ascention, the bad potions you found while adventuring could be come good ones next time around.

Plus, while adventuring in the Dungeon, you can now buy wands, which can drastically decrease adventures spent searching for outfits in hardcore.

vsp · 09-01-2005, 09:46 AM

Wow, ANOTHER Especially Salty Dog day at the Gnomish Micromicrobrewery. How are base stats of 34 - 34 - _59_ for the first day of a new Ascension? Damn.

wolf · 09-01-2005, 11:34 AM

I failed to play for too long in a row.

My character seems to have been deleted.

Happy Monkey · 09-01-2005, 12:00 PM

That sucks.

If you buy a Mr. Accessory (for ten real dollars), and keep it in your inventory overnight, tour character becomes permanently immune to deletion.

Too late for you now, but if you aren't totally turned off, it's something to keep in mind.

Plus, Mr. Accessories are really cool.

wolf · 09-01-2005, 01:16 PM

No, I may actually try to play again, with something cooler than a seal clubber.

What do you guys think ... pastamancer, disco bandit or accordion thief As a follower of the FSM, I kind of like pastamancer, but the other classes just sound so darn cool!

vsp · 09-08-2005, 10:44 AM

Any of those would be good.

I suppose a three-day Ascension shouldn't count when one of them is the Feast of Boris... (629 turns total, so it might've worked even on a normal day.)

Happy Monkey · 09-08-2005, 11:12 AM

I'm a pastamancer fan myself, but I've never played as an accordion thief or a seal clubber.

gonzo_4_life15 · 09-30-2005, 04:16 PM

can somone give me the answers to the altar of literacy

Happy Monkey · 09-30-2005, 06:51 PM

That's pretty good.

BigV · 09-30-2005, 07:00 PM

Maybe you will find this link helpful. Good luck.

08-25-2005, 11:59 AM	#256
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Did you know that Salty Dogs are always cheap in BoozerBear's shop? They're not especially saly, but they are salty. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-29-2005, 09:57 AM	#259
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I need to do a Mysticality sign some time... I was just happy to get the Bonerdagon on a Mysticality day today (in hardcore). __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-31-2005, 01:59 PM	#261
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	Definitely. And since it changes with each ascention, the bad potions you found while adventuring could be come good ones next time around. Plus, while adventuring in the Dungeon, you can now buy wands, which can drastically decrease adventures spent searching for outfits in hardcore. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-01-2005, 11:34 AM	#263
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	I failed to play for too long in a row. My character seems to have been deleted. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-01-2005, 12:00 PM	#264
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	That sucks. If you buy a Mr. Accessory (for ten real dollars), and keep it in your inventory overnight, tour character becomes permanently immune to deletion. Too late for you now, but if you aren't totally turned off, it's something to keep in mind. Plus, Mr. Accessories are really cool. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

08-25-2005, 01:08 PM	#257
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	That's because Boozer is one of the foremost white-hat bugfinders in KoL's history, which is where he got millions of Salty Dogs in the first place. But since the stats are: * Salty Dog: 3-6 Adv, 4-5 Myst subpoints, 3 Drunkenness * Especially Salty Dog: 9-15 Adv, ~40 Muscle AND Myst AND Moxie subpoints, 4 Drunkenness It's not hard to see why ESDs are highly prized. They require brine, alas.

08-29-2005, 09:32 AM	#258
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	I went on an item-collecting spree with my latest incarnation today, thanks to the Canadian Mind-Control Machine. I now have the Vertebra of the Bonerdagon, the Boss Bat Britches, and the Glass Balls of the Goblin King.

08-31-2005, 01:45 PM	#260
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	Okay, I am now totally in love with the Dark Dungeon's potions. Once you dope out which is which, +25% Moxie, Muscle and/or Myst for 10 turns for chump change at the Mall? That is an absolute godsend for the Castle in the Sky.

09-01-2005, 09:46 AM	#262
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	Wow, ANOTHER Especially Salty Dog day at the Gnomish Micromicrobrewery. How are base stats of 34 - 34 - _59_ for the first day of a new Ascension? Damn.

09-01-2005, 01:16 PM	#265
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	No, I may actually try to play again, with something cooler than a seal clubber. What do you guys think ... pastamancer, disco bandit or accordion thief As a follower of the FSM, I kind of like pastamancer, but the other classes just sound so darn cool! __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

09-08-2005, 10:44 AM	#266
vsp Syndrome of a Down Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: West Chester Posts: 1,367	Any of those would be good. I suppose a three-day Ascension shouldn't count when one of them is the Feast of Boris... (629 turns total, so it might've worked even on a normal day.)

09-08-2005, 11:12 AM	#267
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	I'm a pastamancer fan myself, but I've never played as an accordion thief or a seal clubber. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-30-2005, 04:16 PM	#268
gonzo_4_life15 im just a hard working patriotic north american like urself Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: little house onthe prarie Posts: 41	can somone give me the answers to the altar of literacy

09-30-2005, 06:51 PM	#269
Happy Monkey I think this line's mostly filler. Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: DC Posts: 13,575	That's pretty good. __________________ _________________ \|...............\| We live in the nick of times. \| Len 17, Wid 3 \| \|_______________\| [pics]

09-30-2005, 07:00 PM	#270
BigV Goon Squad Leader Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Seattle Posts: 27,063	Maybe you will find this link helpful. Good luck. __________________ Be Just and Fear Not.

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