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Old 11-30-2011, 10:50 AM   #2386
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Happy 176th Birthday Mark Twain!

Wit and Humor--if any difference it is in duration--lightning and electric light. Same material, apparently; but one is vivid, brief, and can do damage--the other fools along and enjoys the elaboration.

--Mark Twain's Notebook

This nation is like all the others that have been spewed upon the earth--ready to shout for any cause that will tickle its vanity or fill its pocket. What a hell of a heaven it will be when they get all these hypocrites assembled there!

--Letter to J. H. Twichell, 1/29/1901

It is our nature to conform; it is a force which not many can successfully resist. What is its seat? The inborn requirement of self-approval.

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Once I talked to the inmates of an insane asylum in Hartford. I have talked to idiots a thousand times, but only once to the insane...

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Old 11-30-2011, 04:48 PM   #2387
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I been away for a minute...Happy Birthday UT!!

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Old 12-12-2011, 07:57 PM   #2388
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Happy Birthday Sheldon.
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Old 12-13-2011, 05:42 PM   #2389
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Dang! I missed it! Happy birthday, Shel!
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Old 12-13-2011, 06:03 PM   #2390
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Shel spilled it. It was his birthday yesterday, so....

HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SHELDON!!!
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Old 12-13-2011, 06:32 PM   #2391
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51 years! Some of them good! :-)
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Old 12-26-2011, 02:09 PM   #2392
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I woke this morning...

.. and found out that like every year since I was born it's my birthday.

The 43rd one so far...

I don't feel like it.

And it was real fun this morning at my new job when a very charming girl told me she thought I was only 30 maybe 32...


...and then realized that her own father was younger than me.
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Old 12-26-2011, 02:14 PM   #2393
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Happy B-Day!
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Old 12-26-2011, 03:54 PM   #2394
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Happy Birthday, GunMaster!


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And it was real fun this morning at my new job when a very charming girl told me she thought I was only 30 maybe 32...
You gotta post a picture. I would like to see how a 43 yr old looks only 30.
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Old 12-27-2011, 02:12 PM   #2395
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Happy Birthday Gunmaster!!

May all your guns be shiny and bright!

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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

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Old 01-09-2012, 07:22 AM   #2396
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Happy Birthday wolf!
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Old 01-09-2012, 07:24 AM   #2397
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Wolf!!!

have a great birthday!!!

:cupcake here:
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 01-09-2012, 07:31 AM   #2398
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Birfday bumps Wolfy!
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Old 01-09-2012, 07:39 AM   #2399
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HAPPY BiRtHdAy!! vOLPE!
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Old 01-09-2012, 07:48 AM   #2400
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Have a great B-day Wolf!
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