"Yum" or "ahh"? ,your choice - Page 16

jaguar · 05-23-2004, 09:05 AM

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1- well, school's over, so I can't talk to you from school.

2-My 3 month free period from AOL is due on 18 or 19 of June which might mean no Internet from home either.

Suddenly, everything makes sense.

Considering I was about the same age when I started here I really should be more forgiving. Should.

Jesus the concept of me being considered middle aged is more than a little scary.

05-23-2004, 12:05 PM

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Jesus the concept of me being considered middle aged is more than a little scary.

Hah! Hah! Just you wait until you ARE middle-aged, Jag. It happens faster than you think. Yesterday, I was only 20 years old and flying over the mouth of the Amazon for the first time, watching the colors of fresh water from that giant river mingle with the color of the ocean's salty waves. I was getting ready to land in Belem where the air smelled like flowers and I didn't speak a word of Portuguese and no one there spoke a word of English. I woke up this morning to discover myself turned into a fossil overnight, but life continues to be an adventure, so what the hell?

jaguar · 05-23-2004, 12:27 PM

evil woman!!! Now I`m going to be lieing in bed unable to sleep because of nightmares.

05-23-2004, 12:42 PM

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Originally posted by jaguar
evil woman!!! Now I`m going to be lieing in bed unable to sleep because of nightmares.

I love destroying the illusions of the innocent young! Step into my gingerbread house, little boy! (cackles evilly).

jaguar · 05-23-2004, 12:51 PM

mummy make the bad woman go away :P

05-23-2004, 12:54 PM

HAH!

Radar · 05-23-2004, 03:20 PM

You could do her doggy style or put a bag on her head. It's just a matter of how many beers you've had. Bad sex is better than no sex assuming it's not forced, and not against your own sexual preference.

05-23-2004, 04:34 PM

No doubt you speak from experience. Was she your prom date?

Radar · 05-24-2004, 09:41 AM

No, my prom date was Karen Schierhoff, a lovely strawberry blond 16 year old, whom I later deflowered.

Tomas Rueda · 05-24-2004, 09:55 AM

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Originally posted by Radar
No, my prom date was Karen Schierhoff, a lovely strawberry blond 16 year old, whom I later deflowered.

ahh, those good ol' days. you never forget them.

SteveDallas · 05-24-2004, 09:58 AM

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Originally posted by jaguar
Considering I was about the same age when I started here I really should be more forgiving. Should.

But, when you "started here" were you in the midst of a bunch of other people of similar age?

Or was there a whole crop of (pardon the expression) "middle-aged" folks hanging out?

marichiko: I know what you mean about the fossilization. That's exactly how my knees feel most mornings!!

05-24-2004, 12:19 PM

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Originally posted by Radar
No, my prom date was Karen Schierhoff, a lovely strawberry blond 16 year old, whom I later deflowered.

A gentleman does not "kiss and tell," but then I never suspected you of being one, anyhow.

perth · 05-24-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Tomas Rueda
ahh, those good ol' days. you never forget them.

Yes, you do.

jaguar · 05-24-2004, 01:05 PM

only old people do :P

I don`t get that post coming from him though.

perth · 05-24-2004, 01:08 PM

I don't either. But I'm "middle-aged", which is practically "geriatric" so I'm probably not expected to understand much.

05-23-2004, 12:27 PM	#228
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	evil woman!!! Now I`m going to be lieing in bed unable to sleep because of nightmares. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-23-2004, 12:51 PM	#230
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	mummy make the bad woman go away :P __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-23-2004, 12:54 PM	#231
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	HAH! Attached Images

05-23-2004, 03:20 PM	#232
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	You could do her doggy style or put a bag on her head. It's just a matter of how many beers you've had. Bad sex is better than no sex assuming it's not forced, and not against your own sexual preference. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

05-24-2004, 09:41 AM	#234
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	No, my prom date was Karen Schierhoff, a lovely strawberry blond 16 year old, whom I later deflowered. __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

05-23-2004, 04:34 PM	#233
marichiko Guest Posts: n/a	No doubt you speak from experience. Was she your prom date?

05-24-2004, 01:05 PM	#239
jaguar whig Join Date: Apr 2001 Posts: 5,075	only old people do :P I don`t get that post coming from him though. __________________ Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. - Twain

05-24-2004, 01:08 PM	#240
perth Strong Silent Type Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Fort Collins, CO Posts: 1,949	I don't either. But I'm "middle-aged", which is practically "geriatric" so I'm probably not expected to understand much.

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