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View Poll Results: Is Ouija suitable for 11-year olds?
NO WAY, nuh-huh, absolutely NOT 11 33.33%
Not really, but..... 2 6.06%
Meh 5 15.15%
It's okay, but..... 3 9.09%
YES, it's perfect for that purpose 12 36.36%
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Old 12-19-2008, 08:16 AM   #226
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It says that while I, Brianna, will be getting TONS of sex this year (mainly from dashing professors who will beg me to read my papers again and again and again) you guys are shite out of luck.

I'll keep trying.
And that is different from my current existence...how? :p

I thought it was a predictor, not a "this is how much you suck RFN" tool.
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Old 12-19-2008, 08:21 AM   #227
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And that is different from my current existence...how? :p

I thought it was a predictor, not a "this is how much you suck RFN" tool.
Just drunk on my own power, Shawnee. Pay no mind.

BTW, I've a pal you've been beating up on. How about giving her a break? She's really funny, witty, cool and very good lookin (even as a manga!) What's your problem?
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Old 12-19-2008, 08:24 AM   #228
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She's pathetic, that's what. (puts up dukes...put 'em up, put 'em up.)

Self deprecating humor as a defense mechanism. Ask Ouija if that's healthy.
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Old 12-19-2008, 08:29 AM   #229
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Ouija is certain is unhealthy. Ouija has been in therapy a long, looong time. Ouija knows. Must talk kind and good to self. If mean to self---who will be nice?
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Old 12-19-2008, 09:08 AM   #230
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So I went to online Ouija, and asked: should I be nicer to myself? It said "yes." I then wrote "why?" and it said "maybe later." I said "why later?" and it replied "maybe later."

I said "listen you piece of crap. Should I kick your butt?" and it said YES!

I argue with a Ouija board. What other proof do you need?
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Old 12-19-2008, 11:33 AM   #231
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how is it that everyone here is a ouija expert? Just saying.


Ok. ASK MADAME WYRD-O UR Q's!
I am not an expert. Just talking and having fun like everyone else.

wtf....this was not a serious post I was teasing about the exorcist thing.

I guess my dimply grin and the twinkle in my eye got lost in translation. What a surprise.
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Old 12-19-2008, 11:39 AM   #232
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So I went to online Ouija, and asked: should I be nicer to myself? It said "yes." I then wrote "why?" and it said "maybe later." I said "why later?" and it replied "maybe later."

I said "listen you piece of crap. Should I kick your butt?" and it said YES!

I argue with a Ouija board. What other proof do you need?
It's all probably true shawnee! I think I should kick it's butt too, and I am probably right.

Just as long as me and the Ouija are on the same page, we're alright.

I can't wait until Bri receives her Ouija. I'm going to start asking it questions and make it answer her.
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Old 12-19-2008, 01:01 PM   #233
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oh, sky. I was just kiddin around. I'm a dork.

I gots my board, Cic. Ask! Ask!
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Old 12-19-2008, 01:15 PM   #234
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Ok I just asked. What does it say?
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Old 12-19-2008, 01:16 PM   #235
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Let's see...it says "WTF did you just ask ya numnut?"

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Old 12-19-2008, 01:18 PM   #236
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I'm still waiting....
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Old 12-19-2008, 01:28 PM   #237
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the spirits tell me you think with a forked tongue and they refuse to answer. Moody spirits!
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
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Old 12-19-2008, 01:29 PM   #238
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P.S. I'm taking my ouija board and going home if this is the way you guys are going to be!

*huffs off with a prance*
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In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic.

"Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her.
—James Barrie


Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum
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Old 12-19-2008, 01:32 PM   #239
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My tongue is actually more of a spork. http://www.w-trek.com/images/spork1.bmp
But if that is how you choose to answer an easy question, then no more for you!



Someone has definitely been into the spirits again.
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Old 12-19-2008, 01:34 PM   #240
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What do you mean how I choose to answer? It's the board!
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