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Old 03-29-2011, 07:01 AM   #226
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Hell, just fire up some good ole Vodoo......
That you do so well !
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Old 03-29-2011, 01:18 PM   #227
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You remind me of a man.
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Old 03-29-2011, 01:52 PM   #228
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You remind me of a man.
What man?
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Old 03-29-2011, 02:21 PM   #229
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Old 03-29-2011, 02:25 PM   #230
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The man with the power.
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Old 04-05-2011, 09:35 PM   #231
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Tasering is entertaining at the best of times, but way better when you know the people it's happening to ...



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Old 04-05-2011, 11:32 PM   #232
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fuck that! i'd rather have my medical revoked by the FAA!
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Old 04-06-2011, 01:45 PM   #233
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Old 06-24-2011, 08:51 PM   #234
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Just When You Thought there Weren't Going to be Any More of These ...

An ER physician friend recently told me about a woman who attempted commit suicide by toilet.

And I thought I'd heard EVERYTHING. Nothing surprises me. But this did.

See, she took this bedsheet, tied it around her neck, and .... no, please don't try to anticipate. You'll never get it.

She put the loose end of the sheet in the bowl and started flushing.

And kept flushing.

And the sheet around her neck got tighter, and tighter.

Until she lost consciousness.

Would have succeeded, had she not been found.
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Old 06-25-2011, 12:38 AM   #235
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And here I thought only hookers were endangered by their johns!
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Old 06-25-2011, 04:29 AM   #236
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Never underestimate the power (and ingenuity!) of crazy.
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Old 06-25-2011, 10:12 AM   #237
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Never underestimate the power (and ingenuity!) of crazy.
Good working title for wolf's book!
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Old 06-26-2011, 10:23 PM   #238
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So... A few of the pool members came home today to find a neighbor in their street had cut down all of their backyard trees. I called crazy from the get-go, when I heard the first story, the victim was all no way, no-one is that crazy... and then three more victims turned up, including one who caught him in the act and told him to stop and he verbally abused her in from of her 4yo kid, saying he was improving the neighborhood and she was a*#&$$%whatever. it wasn't her yard he was cuttin down -it was her next-door neighbor's and she just asked him to wait until they were back in town to confirm it was ok..... and then he started yelling at her that he was dying of cancer and so she should efing well appreciate what he was doing and that all the other neighbors did.

Police reports were filed....
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Old 06-26-2011, 11:11 PM   #239
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Old 06-27-2011, 01:57 AM   #240
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