Humor...I Need Humor... - Page 153

ZenGum · 12-03-2008, 06:14 PM

A baby seal ... walked into a club.

ZenGum · 12-03-2008, 06:18 PM

Shakespeare walked into a bar.

The barman said "Oi! get out! You're barred!"

footfootfoot · 12-03-2008, 08:35 PM

ZenGum walked up to a hotdog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything."

ZenGum · 12-03-2008, 08:37 PM

Footfootfoot walked into a barbarbar.

"Can I get a haircut here?"

Radar · 12-03-2008, 09:08 PM

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Wow, that's cool. Where did you get it?" The parrot replies, "In Africa, they've got millions of 'em."

Aliantha · 12-03-2008, 09:08 PM

Radar walks into a bar and then wonders if he has a right to.

Radar · 12-04-2008, 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Radar walks into a bar and then wonders if he has a right to.

That must be a joke. I never wonder about my rights. I'm certain about them at all times.

Aliantha · 12-04-2008, 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Radar

That must be a joke. I never wonder about my rights. I'm certain about them at all times.

Yes Radar it was a joke...hence the location of the statement.

Radar · 12-04-2008, 03:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Yes Radar it was a joke...hence the location of the statement.

I want to bring back a word from my childhood for times like this....

DOY!!!

classicman · 12-03-2008, 09:17 PM

no, he doesn't not after that last post.
But that was really funny Ali!

ZenGum · 12-03-2008, 09:57 PM

Classic walked into a bar:

dah dah dah duuuuhhhh.

Aliantha · 12-03-2008, 09:58 PM

Beethoven?

ZenGum · 12-03-2008, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aliantha

Beethoven?

As in, a bar of classical music ....

I had doubts about that one from the start.

ZenGum · 12-03-2008, 10:00 PM

A man walks into a bar512.

Hey, der's a bar der, dar.

Aliantha · 12-03-2008, 10:01 PM

I thought it was good actually. It's just hard to demonstrate a musical phrase without sound.

I was just checking.

12-03-2008, 06:14 PM	#1
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	A baby seal ... walked into a club. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-03-2008, 06:18 PM	#2
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Shakespeare walked into a bar. The barman said "Oi! get out! You're barred!" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-03-2008, 08:35 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	ZenGum walked up to a hotdog vendor and said, "Make me one with everything." __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

12-03-2008, 08:37 PM	#4
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Footfootfoot walked into a barbarbar. "Can I get a haircut here?" __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-03-2008, 09:08 PM	#5
Radar Constitutional Scholar Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Ocala, FL Posts: 4,006	A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender says, "Wow, that's cool. Where did you get it?" The parrot replies, "In Africa, they've got millions of 'em." __________________ "I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death." - George Carlin

12-03-2008, 09:08 PM	#6
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Radar walks into a bar and then wonders if he has a right to. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-03-2008, 09:17 PM	#10
classicman barely disguised asshole, keeper of all that is holy. Join Date: Nov 2007 Posts: 23,401	no, he doesn't not after that last post. But that was really funny Ali! __________________ "like strapping a pillow on a bull in a china shop" Bullitt

12-03-2008, 09:57 PM	#11
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Classic walked into a bar: dah dah dah duuuuhhhh. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-03-2008, 09:58 PM	#12
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	Beethoven? __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

12-03-2008, 10:00 PM	#14
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	A man walks into a bar512. Hey, der's a bar der, dar. __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

12-03-2008, 10:01 PM	#15
Aliantha trying hard to be a better person Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Brisbane, Australia Posts: 16,493	I thought it was good actually. It's just hard to demonstrate a musical phrase without sound. I was just checking. __________________ Kind words are the music of the world. F. W. Faber

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