The 'What the fuck!' thread - Page 142

Flint · 10-03-2006, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by capnhowdy

...that are notorius for carrying leprosy.

Right...we didn't know that, as kids!

mrnoodle · 10-03-2006, 11:51 AM

Armadillos would dig under the fence and tear up my grandma's yard, particularly after a rain or if we had watered. Because of flooding one year, there were scads of armadillos up in people's stuff and not out in the boonies like they should've been.

So me and my dog spent a day armadillo hunting. I've never seen a happier dog -- he had been trying to get after them for years and we wouldn't let him because he had a tendency to disappear into the woods.

Basically, he'd flush one out and start chasing until the dillo made its stand, usually in a pre-dug hole. By the time I caught up to them, the dillo would be mostly underground, but with the dog holding on to its tail to keep it from digging further.

Interesting note about armadillos: if you grab their tail, they puff up and dig their claws into the ground so you can't pull em out. You will pull off their tail before you dislodge them. So, you grab the tail, stick a .410 shotgun in the hole, and pull the trigger. Easy removal from that point.

As an added bonus, your dog is beside himself with joy from the consumation of all his armadillo fantasies.

dar512 · 10-03-2006, 12:22 PM

Leprosy? I figured this had to be an old wives tail. But no, it's true.

limey · 10-03-2006, 12:58 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

.. . So, you grab the tail, stick a .410 shotgun in the hole, and pull the trigger...

Erm, 'scuse me for asking, but which hole?

mrnoodle · 10-03-2006, 02:13 PM

if you put it in one, you've automatically put it in the other as well

Spexxvet · 10-03-2006, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

...So, you grab the tail, stick a .410 shotgun in the hole, and pull the trigger. ...

Whatzamatta? Can't take him mono-a-mono? What a girlie-man. You should have stripped down to your G-string and taken him on honorably.

mrnoodle · 10-03-2006, 03:09 PM

Isn't there a noodley appendage thread somewhere? Get it to 1000 replies and I'll post pics.

While we wait, here's your WTF moment of the day.

mrnoodle · 10-03-2006, 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spexxvet

Whatzamatta? Can't take him mono-a-mono? What a girlie-man. You should have stripped down to your G-string and taken him on honorably.

This wasn't sport hunting, this was eradication. If I could've killed them from my easy chair, I would've.

Spexxvet · 10-03-2006, 03:14 PM

It's a cross between an ewok and a lollipop guild munchkin!

glatt · 10-03-2006, 03:34 PM

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Originally Posted by mrnoodle

Get it to 1000 replies and I'll post pics.

Getting 1000 replies is easy now.

zippyt · 10-03-2006, 07:30 PM

look at this bike ,
http://attu-pics.blogspot.com/2006/1...m-chopper.html

Elspode · 10-04-2006, 12:11 AM

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Originally Posted by slang

You dont have to deny your desire to kill animals Ep.

If it's with a car, and not an E_V_I_L firearm, it's ok.

And as a bonus, you don't have to eat them if you hit it with a car.

wolf · 10-04-2006, 07:49 AM

But you can ... don't they have a Roadkill Dining Club near you?

mitheral · 10-04-2006, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by glatt

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What makes this picture is the cat giving the snake the once over.

Shawnee123 · 10-04-2006, 10:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mrnoodle

Isn't there a noodley appendage thread somewhere? Get it to 1000 replies and I'll post pics.

While we wait, here's your WTF moment of the day.

WTF, indeed!

10-03-2006, 11:51 AM	#2117
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Armadillos would dig under the fence and tear up my grandma's yard, particularly after a rain or if we had watered. Because of flooding one year, there were scads of armadillos up in people's stuff and not out in the boonies like they should've been. So me and my dog spent a day armadillo hunting. I've never seen a happier dog -- he had been trying to get after them for years and we wouldn't let him because he had a tendency to disappear into the woods. Basically, he'd flush one out and start chasing until the dillo made its stand, usually in a pre-dug hole. By the time I caught up to them, the dillo would be mostly underground, but with the dog holding on to its tail to keep it from digging further. Interesting note about armadillos: if you grab their tail, they puff up and dig their claws into the ground so you can't pull em out. You will pull off their tail before you dislodge them. So, you grab the tail, stick a .410 shotgun in the hole, and pull the trigger. Easy removal from that point. As an added bonus, your dog is beside himself with joy from the consumation of all his armadillo fantasies. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

10-03-2006, 12:22 PM	#2118
dar512 dar512 is now Pete Zicato Join Date: May 2003 Location: Chicago suburb Posts: 4,968	Leprosy? I figured this had to be an old wives tail. But no, it's true. __________________ "Against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain." -- Friedrich Schiller

10-03-2006, 02:13 PM	#2120
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	if you put it in one, you've automatically put it in the other as well __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

10-03-2006, 03:09 PM	#2122
mrnoodle bent Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: under the weather Posts: 2,656	Isn't there a noodley appendage thread somewhere? Get it to 1000 replies and I'll post pics. While we wait, here's your WTF moment of the day. __________________ Sìn a nall na cuaranan sin. -- Cha mhór is fheairrde thu iad, tha iad coltach ri cat air a dhathadh

10-03-2006, 03:14 PM	#2124
Spexxvet Makes some feel uncomfortable Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 10,346	It's a cross between an ewok and a lollipop guild munchkin! __________________ "I'm certainly free, nay compelled, to spread the gospel of Spex. " - xoxoxoBruce

10-03-2006, 07:30 PM	#2126
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	look at this bike , http://attu-pics.blogspot.com/2006/1...m-chopper.html __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

10-04-2006, 07:49 AM	#2128
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	But you can ... don't they have a Roadkill Dining Club near you? __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

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