The Sex Thread - Page 14

lookout123 · 06-15-2005, 04:21 PM

ah, sweet sweet brianna, how we've missed you.

footfootfoot · 06-15-2005, 10:00 PM

You left out the "rodeo" position.

That's where he enters her from behind, reaches around to fondle her breasts and whispers:

"mmm, these feel almost as good as your sister's"

Then he tries told hold on for ten seconds.

zippyt · 06-15-2005, 10:20 PM

You left out the "rodeo" position.

That's where he enters her from behind,

Grabes her "PONY TAIL "

and whispers:

"mmm, these feel almost as good as your little sister's"

Then he tries told hold on for ten seconds.

That SIR is the CORRECT Rodeo position !!!!!

footfootfoot · 06-18-2005, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyt

You left out the "rodeo" position.

That's where he enters her from behind,

Grabes her "PONY TAIL "

and whispers:

"mmm, these feel almost as good as your little sister's"

Then he tries told hold on for ten seconds.

That SIR is the CORRECT Rodeo position !!!!!

I stand corrected, Zippyt. What do us city slickers know anyhow?

zippyt · 06-15-2005, 10:22 PM

one of my favorites though is... too damn hard to explain. but here goes. female on back. male on side to females right. basic scissors position, can get to just about anything from there.

AHH ,, Sunday morning !!!!!!!

cowhead · 06-16-2005, 12:15 AM

amen zippyt hits all the 'right' spots.. look I've been staying out of this one.. but ya know .. a simple Kansas farmboy may or maynot have something to say.. afterall I did install eyehooks in the floor so my ex could be tied down to her liking... and I have recently shown (and no, i'm not tooting my own horn.. heh.. well maybe.. you'll never know!) a couple of women how to really get off..I don't sometimes believe that I live in such a sexual-phobic state.. then again.. it makes things interesting for me.. anyway, as we're on to positions? it's like basic missionary, but.. have her facing away, like 'doggy style' without the bent legs, actually ladies keep the legs close in trust me on this one. it hit's 2 of the 'g' spots and feels really good from the male side.

LCanal · 06-16-2005, 01:50 AM

[quote]but.. have her facing away, like 'doggy style' without the bent legs, actually ladies keep the legs close in .....

Actually I find it better with a small hard pillow tucked under her hips. About 4inches high. But it probably all depends on geometry. The one I use comes from Isan a region of Thailand.

cowhead · 06-16-2005, 12:16 AM

oh we're not going there are we? the dirty sanches/laughing dragon etc. please don't make me do that!

Rock Steady · 06-16-2005, 12:18 AM

Well, I'm going to fix this cute gal's PC. The first time I met her she seemed to give me a look at the end like she was interested in more than just fixing the PC. Maybe I'm imagining this, but I've been thinking about her sweet smile ever since. I'll probably go over there and trip over my own feet and look like a real dork in front of her. If she nails me, I'll let you all know.

wolf · 06-16-2005, 12:37 AM

One of my coworkers fixes PCs and does housecalls. He is not getting any tail. Perhaps he's fixing the PCs wrong? Or rather right, so he's not doing a lot of repeat calls? I dunno.

Rock Steady · 06-16-2005, 12:59 AM

Joking about being Brianna's PC guy aside, I had a weird experience with a neighbor. She stops by my house all dolled up and asks me for help with something in her garden. So, I say sure. We get over there, she starts talking about how her husband is out of town for a few days and some other stuff, and I'm saying Sorry I can't help you with this, see you around.

Apparently, shit happens.

cowhead · 06-16-2005, 03:37 AM

oops.. this was meant to be deleted

cowhead · 06-16-2005, 03:46 AM

rock steady.. please quit posting as Gwennie..please

Gwennie! · 06-16-2005, 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cowhead

rock steady.. please quit posting as Gwennie..please

You said that nicely. I'm sure you're almost ready to flame me as if I were the President of the Roger Waters Fan Club. I don't know why you have a problem with me. It's not like I've been flirting with you or anything. I didn't post any false stories about sexual experiences in this thread. I'm just Brianna's supportive and stable cyber-sister.

Here, take a toke and relax.

Trilby · 06-16-2005, 09:31 AM

Well--cute computer guy just left and I did NOT nail him because he indeed did have that magic band of gold 'round his left ring finger. I'm off married men right now. But, he was sooo cute...damn.

Back to the sex--the Sunday morning position/scissors position is a really good one. I call it the Relaxing Fuck. Minimal effort produces gratifying results! I highly recommend it.

06-15-2005, 04:21 PM	#1
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06-15-2005, 10:00 PM	#2
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	You left out the "rodeo" position. That's where he enters her from behind, reaches around to fondle her breasts and whispers: "mmm, these feel almost as good as your sister's" Then he tries told hold on for ten seconds. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

06-15-2005, 10:20 PM	#3
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	You left out the "rodeo" position. That's where he enters her from behind, Grabes her "PONY TAIL " and whispers: "mmm, these feel almost as good as your little sister's" Then he tries told hold on for ten seconds. That SIR is the CORRECT Rodeo position !!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

06-15-2005, 10:22 PM	#5
zippyt LONG LIVE KING ZIPPY! per Feetz Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Arkansas Posts: 7,661	one of my favorites though is... too damn hard to explain. but here goes. female on back. male on side to females right. basic scissors position, can get to just about anything from there. AHH ,, Sunday morning !!!!!!! __________________ "Success is getting what you want. Happiness is wanting what you get. " Brother Dave Gardner

06-16-2005, 12:15 AM	#6
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	amen zippyt hits all the 'right' spots.. look I've been staying out of this one.. but ya know .. a simple Kansas farmboy may or maynot have something to say.. afterall I did install eyehooks in the floor so my ex could be tied down to her liking... and I have recently shown (and no, i'm not tooting my own horn.. heh.. well maybe.. you'll never know!) a couple of women how to really get off..I don't sometimes believe that I live in such a sexual-phobic state.. then again.. it makes things interesting for me.. anyway, as we're on to positions? it's like basic missionary, but.. have her facing away, like 'doggy style' without the bent legs, actually ladies keep the legs close in trust me on this one. it hit's 2 of the 'g' spots and feels really good from the male side. __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

06-16-2005, 01:50 AM	#7
LCanal I hope to be the kind of person my dog thinks I am Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Sumatra Posts: 257	[quote]but.. have her facing away, like 'doggy style' without the bent legs, actually ladies keep the legs close in ..... Actually I find it better with a small hard pillow tucked under her hips. About 4inches high. But it probably all depends on geometry. The one I use comes from Isan a region of Thailand. __________________ "Happiness is like sex. In order to get any good out of it, you have to give it to someone else."

06-16-2005, 12:16 AM	#8
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	oh we're not going there are we? the dirty sanches/laughing dragon etc. please don't make me do that! __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

06-16-2005, 12:18 AM	#9
Rock Steady Day Tripper Join Date: May 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 784	Well, I'm going to fix this cute gal's PC. The first time I met her she seemed to give me a look at the end like she was interested in more than just fixing the PC. Maybe I'm imagining this, but I've been thinking about her sweet smile ever since. I'll probably go over there and trip over my own feet and look like a real dork in front of her. If she nails me, I'll let you all know. __________________

06-16-2005, 12:37 AM	#10
wolf lobber of scimitars Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phila Burbs Posts: 20,774	One of my coworkers fixes PCs and does housecalls. He is not getting any tail. Perhaps he's fixing the PCs wrong? Or rather right, so he's not doing a lot of repeat calls? I dunno. __________________ wolf eht htiw og "Conspiracies are the norm, not the exception." --G. Edward Griffin The Creature from Jekyll Island High Priestess of the Church of the Whale Penis

06-16-2005, 12:59 AM	#11
Rock Steady Day Tripper Join Date: May 2005 Location: Silicon Valley Posts: 784	Joking about being Brianna's PC guy aside, I had a weird experience with a neighbor. She stops by my house all dolled up and asks me for help with something in her garden. So, I say sure. We get over there, she starts talking about how her husband is out of town for a few days and some other stuff, and I'm saying Sorry I can't help you with this, see you around. Apparently, shit happens. __________________

06-16-2005, 03:37 AM	#12
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	oops.. this was meant to be deleted __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire. Last edited by cowhead; 06-16-2005 at 03:39 AM.

06-16-2005, 03:46 AM	#13
cowhead halve your cake and eat it too. Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Georgia.. by way of Lawrence Kansas Posts: 1,359	rock steady.. please quit posting as Gwennie..please __________________ no my child.. this is not my desire..I'm digging for fire.

06-16-2005, 09:31 AM	#15
Trilby Slattern of the Swail Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 15,654	Well--cute computer guy just left and I did NOT nail him because he indeed did have that magic band of gold 'round his left ring finger. I'm off married men right now. But, he was sooo cute...damn. Back to the sex--the Sunday morning position/scissors position is a really good one. I call it the Relaxing Fuck. Minimal effort produces gratifying results! I highly recommend it. __________________ In Barrie's play and novel, the roles of fairies are brief: they are allies to the Lost Boys, the source of fairy dust and ...They are portrayed as dangerous, whimsical and extremely clever but quite hedonistic. "Shall I give you a kiss?" Peter asked and, jerking an acorn button off his coat, solemnly presented it to her. —James Barrie Wimminfolk they be tricksy. - ZenGum

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