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Old 07-19-2017, 08:57 PM   #1
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Why is that shovel drinking dirty water?
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Old 07-20-2017, 02:57 PM   #2
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Why is that shovel drinking dirty water?
Because eating it would be silly.
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Old 07-20-2017, 02:58 PM   #3
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Wonder if everyone made it out...
I do wonder about that trackhoe, and it's operator, at the very bottom...
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Old 09-30-2017, 05:46 PM   #4
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Meanwhile, in Canada ...

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Police dog accidentally fires gun as officers investigate fight

A police dog in Canada accidentally fired a handgun when its handlers were investigating a fight outside a shop.

Royal Canadian Mounted Police officers were called to a supermarket in Chestermere, Alberta, when witnesses reported two men assaulting another man with a handgun.

The police dog was tracking the suspects, who had fled the scene, when it uncovered a gun in a bushy area near the store.

Officers said the dog fired one shot, but neither the animal nor officers were injured.

In a news release, police said “the trigger was activated and a shot was fired from the handgun” but no other people were in the area at the time.

“That’s one of the things that our dogs are trained to do, is find evidence,” Corporal Curtis Peters, a communications officer for the RCMP, told CTV News.

“The dog is fine. It’s trained to respond and do its job even in the presence of gunfire, so the dog was quite happy to continue to go to work, as was the handler.”

The victim of the assault was later taken to a hospital with minor injuries and was later released.
Trigger happy pooches.
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Old 10-02-2017, 01:17 PM   #5
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Trigger discipline. Keep your claw off the trigger til ready to kill.


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“...the trigger was activated..."

Seems they went out of their way to not say the dog stepped on the gun.
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Old 10-02-2017, 11:33 PM   #6
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Or pawed it, which is common with dogs and cats when thy want to check something out, and pulling the trigger with a nail.

I suppose the dog could have stood up on his hind legs, twirled that bad boy around his toe and fanned it.
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Old 10-04-2017, 11:11 PM   #7
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A couple guys on a truck forum who are from Alberta and Montana, said they had up to 5 or 6 inches of snow Sunday. Winter is coming.
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Old 10-05-2017, 08:09 PM   #8
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A couple guys on a truck forum who are from Alberta and Montana, said they had up to 5 or 6 inches of snow Sunday. Winter is coming.
So the topic is "Three Dog White"? Well Joy to the World.
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Old 10-06-2017, 02:27 PM   #9
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Old 10-21-2017, 10:02 AM   #10
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The beat goes on... how about if we build a wall?
I see you're thinking ahead to using illegal immigrants to build a wall so when the cartel murders them for building the wall we'll have killed two birds with one stone ... well maybe more than one stone ... the wall will take a few. Brilliant!
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Old 10-21-2017, 06:04 PM   #11
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I'm concerned about the gas mileage this Jeep is getting.
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Old 10-21-2017, 08:47 PM   #12
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She don't care about no stinking gas mileage.
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Old 10-22-2017, 12:44 PM   #13
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Meanwhile, in New Zealand...

Have you happened across New Zealand's new Prime Minister?

A little toothy, but, yowza.

Name: nzpm.JPG Views: 1039 Size: 28.1 KB

I wonder...what's NZ's stance on immigration?
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Old 07-06-2018, 01:32 PM   #14
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Tw, make a mistake? Impossible! Just ask him.
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Old 07-06-2018, 07:06 PM   #15
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Well, I really don't know tw, so I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.
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