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footfootfoot · 01-11-2012, 09:18 AM

Death Bed 2000

classicman · 01-11-2012, 09:03 PM

Totally WTF, but I guess it could have gone in politics as well ...

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State governments have taken a number of different steps to balance their books in recent years. Texas Gov. Rick Perry (remember him?) proposed a new tax on strip clubs, for example, and a Utah state rep. suggested saving $60 million per year by abolishing the 12th grade. But no proposal struck as much metaphorical gold as Arizona's decision to sell off the state capitol (and a whole bunch of other state properties, such as maximum security prisons) for $735 million in 2009. Republican Gov. Jan Brewer signed off on the deal, and the state now leases the House and Senate chambers from a private real estate company at a considerable long-term cost.

But now, presumably still a little embarrassed by the whole episode, presented with the unfamiliar feeling of cash on hand, and rapidly approaching the state's 100th birthday, Brewer wants the Arizona capitol back in the hands of Arizonans. Here's the Yuma Sun:

The move will cost the state $105 million out of its current budget surplus. Brewer press aide Matthew Benson said the state has the cash.

Benson acknowledged the state actually got only $81 million for the state House, the Senate and the nine-story executive tower that includes Brewer's office when it negotiated a "sale-leaseback" arrangement in 2010...

"Most of our Capitol complex, including the building we gather in today, is not ours,'' Brewer said in her State of the State speech delivered in the House building. "So ... to make all of our Capitol truly ours once again, I'm asking that you send me a bill by Statehood Day that allows me to buy back the Capitol.''

The rest of the story on Mother Jones

footfootfoot · 01-11-2012, 09:35 PM

Abolish the 12th grade! And what, have them go directly from 11th to 13th grade? That sounds nuts.

classicman · 01-11-2012, 09:43 PM

Pa. Man Jailed for Having Sex With Horses, Cow - Again

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A Pennsylvania man who admitted having sex with 10 horses and a cow
must spend a weekend in jail after having his probation revoked because he told
a counselor he'd done it again.

Prosecutors say 44-year-old Paul Ganter was nearly finished with court supervision
when he was ordered Tuesday by a Columbia County judge to serve time instead.

Ganter was sentenced to a year of probation last January when he pleaded guilty
to disorderly conduct. The Press Enterprise of Bloomsburg reports Ganter was
charged after having sex with the animals and filming some of the activity at a
farm in Main Township.

GunMaster357 · 01-14-2012, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by classicman

Pa. Man Jailed for Having Sex With Horses, Cow - Again

Did he get them off or did he rape them?

The former should be considered as deep petting (pun intended) while the latter is just animal cruelty.

As an animal lover, he should ask PETA to vouch for him.

Gravdigr · 01-14-2012, 05:56 AM

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...having sex with 10 horses and a cow...

Slut.

ZenGum · 01-14-2012, 06:36 AM

Yer allowed ta kill 'em and eat em, yer allowed to rope 'em and throw 'em, yer allowed ta brand 'em with hot iron, yer allowed to cut their horns and their balls off, but yer not allowed to stick yer dick in 'em. Cause that would be animal cruelty, right?

Gravdigr · 01-15-2012, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ZenGum

...but yer not allowed to stick yer dick in 'em. Cause that would be animal cruelty, right?

Like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.

Like opening a window and fucking the world.

Like a mote in a moat.

That's all I got.

Rhianne · 01-14-2012, 06:31 PM

Check what the 'E' in PETA stands for.

Gravdigr · 01-15-2012, 11:57 AM

Edible?

footfootfoot · 01-15-2012, 11:59 AM

People Eating Tasty Animals

Sundae · 01-15-2012, 03:00 PM

Sausage up the High Street
Sausage in a Cathedral

Gravdigr · 04-10-2012, 03:11 PM

Laughed so loud I woke up the cat. He was in the bedroom, I'm in the living room. Really.

Dude has his dangly bits damn near torn from his body. Where do they take him?

Ball Memorial Hospital of course.

via The Smoking Gun

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dmg1969 · 04-11-2012, 11:27 AM

Damn. I guess it is true what they say about a woman scorned! I have a question though. I seriously doubt if she could done that type of damage through clothes. That leads me to believe that he MAY have been "working at his computer" in a less than fully clothed manner. The article does not specify.

infinite monkey · 04-11-2012, 11:28 AM

Correction: that's Ball Me Morial Hospital. That's what the sign says.

01-11-2012, 09:18 AM	#1
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Death Bed 2000 __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-11-2012, 09:35 PM	#3
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	Abolish the 12th grade! And what, have them go directly from 11th to 13th grade? That sounds nuts. __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-14-2012, 06:36 AM	#7
ZenGum Doctor Wtf Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Badelaide, Baustralia Posts: 12,861	Yer allowed ta kill 'em and eat em, yer allowed to rope 'em and throw 'em, yer allowed ta brand 'em with hot iron, yer allowed to cut their horns and their balls off, but yer not allowed to stick yer dick in 'em. Cause that would be animal cruelty, right? __________________ Shut up and hug. MoreThanPretty, Nov 5, 2008. Just because I'm nominally polite, does not make me a pussy. Sundae Girl.

01-15-2012, 11:57 AM	#10
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01-15-2012, 11:59 AM	#11
footfootfoot To shreds, you say? Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: in the house and on the street-how many, many feet we meet! Posts: 18,449	People Eating Tasty Animals __________________ The internet is a hateful stew of vomit you can never take completely seriously. - Her Fobs

01-14-2012, 06:31 PM	#9
Rhianne Nearly done. Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Teetering on the edge. Posts: 1,134	Check what the 'E' in PETA stands for.

01-15-2012, 03:00 PM	#12
Sundae polaroid of perfection Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: West Yorkshire Posts: 24,185	Sausage up the High Street Sausage in a Cathedral

04-10-2012, 03:11 PM	#13
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	Laughed so loud I woke up the cat. He was in the bedroom, I'm in the living room. Really. Dude has his dangly bits damn near torn from his body. Where do they take him? Ball Memorial Hospital of course. via The Smoking Gun __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.

04-11-2012, 11:27 AM	#14
dmg1969 I got nothing Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Central PA Posts: 486	Damn. I guess it is true what they say about a woman scorned! I have a question though. I seriously doubt if she could done that type of damage through clothes. That leads me to believe that he MAY have been "working at his computer" in a less than fully clothed manner. The article does not specify. __________________ Void where prohibited. Your results may vary. Not intended for resale. Do not remove tag. Objects in mirror are closer than they appear.

04-11-2012, 11:28 AM	#15
infinite monkey Person who doesn't update the user title Join Date: Mar 2011 Posts: 13,002	Correction: that's Ball Me Morial Hospital. That's what the sign says.

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