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Old 06-18-2009, 07:43 AM   #1
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Gee...in just a couple of posts, I've learned that there are, in fact, people who say, "Sure, I'll pour pumpkin Pop Rocks in my ass" and "Hey, I think I'll see if that cow will suck my cock."

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I'll pour pumpkin Pop Rocks in my ass
if that cow will suck my cock
I can hear these as rap lyrics, a la Beastie Boys.

Let's make a rap song on the theme of memes of the WTF NSFW thread.

*gauntlet*
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Old 06-18-2009, 09:27 AM   #2
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yeh sure - old white guy here

You go ahead and get it started.
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Old 06-18-2009, 05:08 PM   #3
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They should kill whoever came up with that shit IMO.
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Old 06-18-2009, 10:53 PM   #4
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Hey don't knock it till you tried it.
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:00 AM   #5
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I've been forced to try it from blocks away.
...boom boom boom..honky motherfucker...
...boom boom boom..nigga motherfucker....
...boom boom boom.. kill a motherfucker...

FUCK THAT! I'LL PASS!
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:28 AM   #6
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Yebbut...Eminem is way cool.
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:42 AM   #7
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Psst - Dana, you may have to tell him who that is.
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Old 06-19-2009, 08:50 AM   #8
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Psst - Dana, you may have to tell him who that is.
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Old 06-19-2009, 10:13 AM   #9
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I meant don't knock pop rocks in your butt while letting a cow suck you off. Ya'll are such boring people at times
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Old 06-19-2009, 09:53 PM   #10
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Old 06-21-2009, 10:48 PM   #11
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AND GONE!!!


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Old 06-23-2009, 01:28 AM   #12
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http://amvhell.com/index.php?pageid=adult

If this isn't wtf I don't know what is.

Thus, I open a challenge to all to download and watch all of it
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Old 06-23-2009, 06:09 PM   #13
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Its a FESTIVAL!!!!
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Old 06-24-2009, 05:28 PM   #14
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That last photo there...

Is he a lumberjack?
Just like his dear papa?
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Old 06-25-2009, 11:12 PM   #15
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That last photo there...

Is he a lumberjim?
Just like his dear papa?
fixd that 4u
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