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Old 05-02-2012, 10:50 AM   #1
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For one thing: they are paying people to make fake poo when it's an unlimited free resource.
Just think of it as your tax dollars at work.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:59 AM   #2
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But seriously, what major breakthroughs in toilet technology have there been in the last 100 years?
You joke, but with new laws every decade or so saying that you can only use a thimble full of water to flush a toilet, the manufacturers have had to work really hard to keep the toilets flushing well with less and less water. The size and shape of the drain are very important. When you make it skinnier, the velocity increases, which helps the flush, but you make it too skinny and it starts to clog. And the bend of the drain plays a role too, as does the tank design. It's serious business.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:57 AM   #3
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A MILLION SHOVEL READY JOBS? And they're Outsourcing poo, when all these Fine Workers are pooping in their own homes and Getting Subsidized.

Smaller Crap = Smaller government
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:00 AM   #4
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Sigh.

Technology Killed the Comedy Star.


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Old 05-02-2012, 11:01 AM   #5
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And you do know they are going to start Legislating the amount of poo we're each allowed. The Poo Extruder isn't testing toilets, it's testing PEOPLE!
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:44 PM   #6
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They can't pass a law about that.....




.... if only because they're so full of shit!
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:10 PM   #7
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Honest to God, I got no fucking clue what that is.

I can't decide if that's a kitchen you're in, or a workshop.

Ima say that's some kind of cheese, or pate. Or a sealant of some kind, putty perhaps.

Maybe you're making homemade Vienna sausages?

Does it have something to do with sex? I bet it's something to do with sex. Is it sex? It's sex ain't it?
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:43 PM   #8
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Here's the shitty link: A game of thrones
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:59 PM   #9
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Oh, look. It is fake shit.
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Old 05-03-2012, 06:10 PM   #10
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If you were going to make fake poo, would you make it brown? I'd make it some fun color, like green.

Or red.
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Old 05-03-2012, 11:47 PM   #11
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Blue poo. We need more blue poo.
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Old 05-04-2012, 11:34 AM   #12
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Pool blue poo. If we had poo that was pool blue, we could poo in the pool and no one would know.

Win-win.
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Old 05-04-2012, 11:56 AM   #13
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What is this?

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Old 05-04-2012, 12:06 PM   #14
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home made fake poop
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Old 05-04-2012, 12:03 PM   #15
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Is it the wad of gauze that came outta your dipstick after passing that stone?
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