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Join Date: May 2008
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So, it's 10:30AM and I'm clearing the fridge to store tons of meats and veggies that being bought to throw a party of 100 ppl. Hmm...a leftover bottle of pinot grigio, leftover milk and juice, and some slices of apples. Down they all went into my tummy. Other than being a bit woozy, nothing seems to be fighting in my stomach. Yay...I should be fine by this afternoon when I get to the office.
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~~Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.~~
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hehehe Tulip. It sounds like a nice way to do a pre-party refrigerator cleaning
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The rule is, if you can't positively identify it, don't eat it.
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I may barf if I hear the words, "traditional family values" one more time!
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I hear them call the tide
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how about some Addams Family values?
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oh, YES!
how odd. i woke up this morning, dreaming about Morticia Addams quotes. Morticia: Children, what are you doing? Wednesday: I'm going to electrocute him. Morticia: But we're late for the charity auction. Wednesday: But, Mother... Morticia: I said no. Pugsley: Pleeaaaase? Morticia: Oh, all right.
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I hear them call the tide
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totally family beestmonster. just this morning in fact.....
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I hear them call the tide
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Current beestmonster family total public library items now down to 54. That may be a record. Don't tell hebe, she'll feel compelled to find a new series and take out the entire lot.
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I like Access and Excel. That is all.
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I like excess and ... accel ... eration!
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Extreme sports, I am good at watching them
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I am tired. I have one assignment to get in by noon. Then I can rest for a couple of days.
Sort of rest, vacuuming, laundry, anything besides being stuck to a chair. |
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Stuck to your chair? Have you been at those porn sites... again?
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I was going to say I prefer flesh and blood, but somehow it. just. seems. wrong.
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dum, oh the whorror |
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